Broken car

I've found that if I want my mom to have the last cookie, I have to leave two, as she'll never take the last one. By induction, I must assume she only eats from even quantities of cookies.

kya fayeda aisi zindagi ka jisme boyfriend ki night duties hon

“sensational” in future’s voice

@anarchiviving 🤣🤭

@broken_car ur so skilled u make delhi look toptier upperclass

so much caffeine in my system

Edward Hopper drew this in 1932 as a reflection of his jealousy toward his wife’s cat.

@anarchiviving Loveee you loveeee this

lord bless the cooks that made the greatest paaya ive ever had, sans my mum's. Delhi restaurant('s karachi chef😆) you are the truly one amongst men

vacation dubairies

@anaironically couple stolen lines here and there, otherwise golden

@anaironically @anarchiviving 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

fav cousin married for 6 yrs vidcalls me she's like Ana i need a favour, marriage is drying up we're too entangled in family issues, think im gonna die if we keep going on like this, can u msg me like ur my ex im like ive an unregistered whatsapp no. dont even worry about it

como eu espero ser tratada depois de ser insuportável o dia todo

dosto kisi ka koi bhenchod rishtedar immigration & passport department mein hai?

Ajay Hooda is my fav singer

fuck LinkedIn fuck experience fuck cover letters fuck internships fuck careers

psoriasis will one day take my life

@Carter__boy_ tweeting this over and over again clearly the new art

i can vouch