broken coconuts ⚾️

I don’t care. I want him back. I WANT HIM BACK.

I've sold 11 things on Vinted in the last 2 weeks. Some stuff I've been struggling to sell for over a year on eBay and Poshmark. SWEET. (Hope Vinted doesn't come back to bite me in the asssssss.)

@icourtneycries Bahahahaha

@DeschWins i would use more… colorful? language? 😁

none of the words i wanna say are in the bible

Amazon is making me fucking download WhatsApp to log into my fucking account?!?! Fucking SERIOUSLY?!

@icourtneycries @scotttheskeptic NEVER!

@scotttheskeptic i hope they never grow up

let the daycare, daycare! god damn it!

this is very important to me, personally.

@finnley_s YESSSS!!!! AHHHH CONGRATS!!!! I’m so proud of you!!!!!

@justonetribble I have missed it SO damn badly

i’m so glad he has beautiful hair again

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

where were you when the phillies broke paul skenes?

...Does it look like Skenes is crying to anyone else?

I did :( I bought like $200 in swim there and nothing fit right LOL. High-waisted stuff makes me feel like I'm wearing Huggies pull-up diapers (weird, I know, but that's the vibe I get) and then their string bikinis were designed for someone with a bigger booty and the tops are not friendly to big chests. I used to LOVE old navy swimsuits - some of my favorite bikinis have been from there. This season they failed me spectacularly.

@brokencoconuts Have you tried old navy yet? I like their swimsuits but they are pricey - for absolutely no reason

I spent 4 hours at the mall and Target yesterday looking for swimsuits and tops... and came home empty handed. Why do all the clothes SUCK immensely right now??? WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND CLOTHES?! I just dropped like $500 on Amazon on swimsuits and tops... and I have a feeling I'll be returning most of it. I CAN'T GO ON VACATION NAKED.

@finnley_s DID YOU GRADUATE?!

If clothes can't be washed and dried easily at home, they're getting returned. So annoyed right now.

@BlueClaws Thanks! 🙏🏻 😁

@brokencoconuts We will pass along your suggestion!

Hey @BlueClaws - as a woman who regrets not bringing a hair tie or hat during a very windy game right now, may I suggest a new product to sell in your team store? A claw hair clip. But blue and logo’ed of course. (This would not be the first game I have such regrets and would absolutely buy it to save my life right now.)

CAN WE STOP WITH THE HITTING OF JT PLEASE

@DeschWins @finnley_s She doesn’t need to. We know.

@finnley_s Are you gonna share with the class?

@icourtneycries Holy crap

whole team dead