Alex

Day 1 of mental health diary (as like 5 people even see what I tweet): Had a productive call with my GP this morning about getting new meds. Slept like shit and had horrible dreams when I did sleep. Woke up feeling achey and lightheaded, and urges of S/H are pretty strong too.

@tictacte_ch hi yes how are you

@brokenfaith95 EXCUSE ME CHEF???

Mornin'.

@RAF_Luton Absolute nonsense. Those are clearly pigeons.

BREAKING: After assessing the threat the Argentinian Armed Forces pose to the Falkland Islands we have deployed an extra 5 seagulls to join the one RAF Regiment Gunner already there to defend the islands Photographed from a Canberra

@tictacte_ch Thoughts on this chef? Rather enjoying it so far

as someone who sells this as part of my job, can confirm this is the accurate consumer reaction

Arms, veins, shoulders?

@tictacte_ch Well hello there, handsome

he scrubs up okay sometimes

The brain-gremlins weren't gremlin-ing so hard yesterday

@tictacte_ch Good LORD

yeah about that

@tictacte_ch But an absolute cutie tho

god i look tired

Living my cowboy fantasy, in the heart of Oxfordshire

@tictacte_ch Make sure to send me the advance copies for approval yeah chef?

i need to find new poses/focuses for thirst traps

@tictacte_ch Chef pls 😍😍

bleh

A step in the right direction

@tictacte_ch Good LAWD

morning

Yeah, I don't think so actually.

🚨 BREAKING | The Met Office has given Storm Goretti a red warning. We urge employers to show common sense and understanding. ❄️ Don’t force staff into dangerous journeys ❄️ No loss of pay or forced holiday if travel isn’t safe ❄️ Enable home working where possible ❄️ Keep workplaces safe and properly heated No job is worth risking workers' lives. Safety must come first.

Make that on both sides of the ball

@JayDanielsMVP Our guys just look lost out there

Commanders secondary getting cooked

Trying to figure something out here

@deadby6pm @tictacte_ch Hate to say it, but they ^ have a point there chef

@tictacte_ch You're the prettiest, so like.... you're fucking it up for yourself.

why are there no pretty pretty men to date around where i am