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Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

@phlegmme Banana

Gun to your head would u rather eat a strawberry or a grape or a peach or a orange or a nectarine or a cherry or a apple or a tangerine

@headingforward @pangaeafan LMFAO

drug dealers used to always have some wild ass biology in their house. you’d go over to buy a gram of weed and a cat would be giving birth in the corner

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

@luhh_choclate @hwasbo And so were Barbie and Oppenheimer. Lmfao.

@hwasbo Barbenheimer and its two random, boring movies about wypipo.

Day 1474837584 of people misremembering what barbenheimer was

@hwasbo Right…. But you’re confused about the usage barbenheimer…. Where it makes perfect sense…. But I’m a dumb babbling baby retard. Okay.

@hwasbo Language evolves. Just say youre gay instead of happy.

@brontosaurususs Cuz that’s not what it means just say double feature 😭😭😭😭

squiward being bikini bottom's strict elder gay

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

i wasn’t cut out for…… well anything

It’s Smoke Yourself Stupid Saturday

@winnielark Everybody treated me like I was insane for being afraid of getting a pap for the first time but it hurt like a bitch for two days after

*wokely* women should stop speaking up about how painful routine gynecological exams can be

having emotions has ruined my life

Listening to a lot of Phantogram, Neon Indian, Father John Misty, Beach House, Broken Social Scene, Cigarettes After Sex, Best Coast, and MGMT.

@spongeopinions Wdym SD

"Season 4 is the best-looking SD SpongeBob season - no contest"

just be urself nobody likes u anyway

you could literally be depressed for a year and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated.

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

@awshuqs @strwbrysuccubus WWWOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH

don’t freak out but… your sex… it’s on fire