Brooke Gandy

I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

“Gee I hope I don’t have a long day” Me arriving at the Long Day Factory:

the dead horse is beating me

There is zero reason you need to bring your golden doodle into Trader Joe’s

turbotax sending me increasingly frantic emails about my taxes as if i didn’t submit mine 2 months ago

5 minutes late to feed the wretched beast

my dad has entered the masters lottery the second it opened every year for 20+ years, and a lot of his friends too. has never won, and may not ever win. i may never win the lottery. but i am glad that all these influencers who film and dress up in tacky outfits get to go instead

Yes.

This is going to be the most insufferable take of all time but I miss the days when most people watched The Masters because they were actual golf fans vs people just trying to emulate tournament vibes and outfits and merch hauls on their social media feeds.

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

No other candle scent is fucking with mahogany teakwood idc

The speed I would divorce my husband if he posted this

They should add proximity chat to traffic

This might be the Gen Z in me talking, but some of y'all take these jobs way too seriously and Why are you snitching on coworkers, skipping breaks, coming in on your days off, & refusing to use your PTO or call out?? Especially for jobs with little to no room for growth. Be for real lol guys

Long weekends just make me realise how much I hate working for a living. Like I’m not refreshed and eager to go back. What I am is devastated my run of afternoon naps & pottering about reading books is drawing to a close.

ever just stare at this after a tough loss?

ATL airport makes so much sense if you’re not fucking stupid

I absolutely take being overly trendy as a character flaw, it tells me you’re easily spoon fed BS and overconsume. First it was Stanley’s, then it was Labubus, then it was Wicked, then it was Matcha, then it was Pilates, then it was Totes, then it was Needohs,then-

remaster and re-release for iphone

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe