Brooklyn

You are the absolute best thing that has ever happened to me ✨💞

Not every beautiful experience is to be shared or talked about. Some experiences are [sacredly] only yours.

This is why I be looking mean on purpose . Make no mistakes, I don’t like you

@ReanaNae 🙏

What kind of asshole wakes up in the morning and says today I will vote to keep the US with some of the highest insulin prices in the world?

I may be unhinged now but at one point I was “a pleasure to have in class”

Let’s not forget I met Sandra Bullock’s step son on 4th of July and told him she should go blonde. I spoke for all the gays that day

Somebody once told me - “someday your kids are going to figure out who you are, just like you figured out who your parents are. Make sure you’re being the person they can be proud of when they figure it out.”

if you not committed to anything, you’re distracted by everything

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one. If you’re against contraception, don’t take any. If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one. If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender. Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

Has anybody told FaceTime their update sucks yet?

We need moderate, comprehensive gun laws. Want a gun? no problem. Must have clean record. Must pass an exam on theory and must pass an exam on practice both specific to the gun you want to legally use. Lastly, must pass psychological evaluation. Certification to be renewed yearly

why kids can’t never sit down and just eat they food?? they always gotta bite a nugget and do a flip😭😭😭😭

@shelbflam Yesss girl! ✨😂

@brooklyn_morrow I already booked a place for my babies first birthday that isn’t until January 💁🏻‍♀️

Did I just buy my daughter birthday decorations for her 1st birthday that isn’t until next February? Yes, it’s my way of manifesting a good year.

Why is joe rogan always yelling

@shelbflam Dude the mental block I go through every time is wild 😂😂😂

Using a nose frida proves that moms will do anything to make their children feel better. I might throw up in the process but at least she feels better

The struggle is part of the journey

@shelbflam THIS!

Why is raising a newborn so f*cking terrifying