Brooke

PSA for profs: having a final exam worth more than 30% just makes me not want to put any effort in during the year because I know it could all be nothing if the exam doesn’t go well

Studying for 6 exams in 1.5 weeks should be a superpower

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

@JackDAshby hi, I’m doing a project on the platypus and I read your article for research. I was wondering if you could tell me if the spur is a bone and if not which bone is it attached to? Thank you!

The only plant my cat doesn’t try to eat is the cat grass I got specifically for him

@tim_cook I dropped my new iPhone in a lake and can’t afford to get out of my 2 year contract and also can’t afford to get a new phone due to being a very sad and poor univeristy student during this pandemic :( is there anyway you could help? It’d be great publicity

My boyfriend went to three different tim Hortons to find me a bagel and if that’s not true love

How to make friends in university: have a chegg membership

Me: his rehearsal was cancelled we get to FaceTime for longer tonight!! The boys on Xbox: “ha bitch you thought”

Imagine getting any morning text at all

Lmao someone stole my aux cord and dongle out of my car

Pretty sure I almost die while driving at least once a day

Things I shouldn’t spend $70 on: a matching dog collar and bracelet set. Things I spend $70 on anyway: a matching dog collar and bracelet set.

Watching everyone party and have fun on weekends knowing you have to work every weekend in the summer :’(

It’s a shame I’m a shitty driver because I love driving

When the guy you’re flirting with just because you’re bored hits you with the “I know you’d never use me” 😬

I’m not pretty enough to be as psycho as I am

Update: it was a bad idea

I mean I’m 18 turning 19 in 2 weeks and I did this all the time in uni