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Brooks Jacobsen

@brooksjacobsen7

nothing worth having comes easy

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Brooks Jacobsen
Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
Figured I’d see what twitter thought of my poetry work 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
@bean_darby You can buy an extra plane ticket for less than driving to the store and getting a weeks worth of groceries😂
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Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats
Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats@TheDailyCowman·
@Bayleewilson I would rather wade in cowshit up to my waist sorting cattle for 18 hours than do a oil change service on one tractor or operate any type of crop harvester for 6 hours...but that's me
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Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
@bean_darby Regular ol Don Juan, no wonder the ladies Don Juan nothing to do with you
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Darby@bean_darby·
When a woman asks what I bring to the table
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Darby@bean_darby·
Eat beef you motherfuckers
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Morgan
Morgan@MorganSquires3·
Those last couple calves in the branding pen really will humble a guy
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Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
If you think the AR in “AR-15” stands for assault rifle, you can’t comment about guns.
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Darby
Darby@bean_darby·
“We’re completely out of Copenhagen long cut” I hope your holidays aren’t merry and bright
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Darby@bean_darby·
Any animal, domesticated or not, that chases any livestock gets shot on sight, zero tolerance for it
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Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
@bean_darby @MrAirForce2013 “I expect you’ve been up all night reading the good book”..... “it’s hard to have fun in a place like this Woodrow but I do my best”
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Darby
Darby@bean_darby·
@MrAirForce2013 “You don’t get excited for nothing, cept biscuits, and whores”
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The Cardigan Cowboy
The Cardigan Cowboy@thatdumbrancher·
Need new medicine ideas for pink eye. My shit ain’t working
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Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
@bean_darby I can’t wait for him to go 5/24 with an interception and still beat state
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Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
@bean_darby Little does this hurricane know, it has very high standards of chaos to live up too
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Darby@bean_darby·
It’s been brought to my attention that there is a category 4 hurricane named after me, which is ironic because my life is also a hurricane of bad judgement
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Brooks Jacobsen
Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
Another little piece I figured I’d share
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Brooks Jacobsen@brooksjacobsen7·
@bean_darby 10$ dollars says it absolutely demolishes your trash within a week
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Darby
Darby@bean_darby·
Guess I’m adopting a raccoon? Not what I thought I’d be doing at this point in my life tbh
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Grant Maurer@MaurerGrant·
If you don’t have napkins in your glove box then wyd??
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Darby
Darby@bean_darby·
My biggest flex is being able to call cows up to the gate out of the back pasture
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Feedlot Protégé
Feedlot Protégé@PazourDrew·
Let’s have a dirt track race where you enter with your ranch rig. I wanna see where my coyote and cow chasing skills line up with all the other rednecks of this world.
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Darby
Darby@bean_darby·
@PazourDrew I’ll smoke you like a meth pipe on payday buddy
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