lame

Hey, I'm Dirk or Lame Stridercest lover and Dirkroxy hetslop enjoyer 17+ only gimppony.straw.page

BroKat is real. Sorry yall. Karkat is MY wife

I got Takis dust in my eye, I deserve this

I tried a Klondike bar for the first time today, very good

@karkvetchy I commented on your friends posts only a couple times and they dm'd me first, btw. You're the one continuing to talk to me. Since you like looking through accounts maybe look again.

@brothercests Just straight hopping on me bro you gotta crush? Am I the most social interaction you’ve had in days besides my best friend? Dick dick dick hoppin…

The way this doesn’t change what I said or feel is so embarrassing, I’m a 19 year old like you dumbass and you lost the “you’re an adult arguing with a minor” card when you turned 18, but I can tell you were one of those by the way you worded this tweet LMAO

So,, so sexy

Yes, keep blocking me and unblocking me. This is so tiktok core. I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment

@brothercests spelling mistake !

@brothercests Damn congratusorry bro I ain’t reading allat I guess LMAOOO 😭

Once I finish Solar Opposites I might start watching Rick and Morty. I need to watch The Boys bit I've been putting it off because getting into something is soooo hard. I need to finish HouseMD sometime as well,, so much to do and so little time

@karkvetchy I don't know your birthday man sorry I "headcanon" your age or whatever the fuck you're waffling about

@brothercests Common sense that we aren’t even halfway through the year so that’s more than half off 2006 who is still 19 :3

The way this was a fictional scenario is so embarrassing, yall are in your 20s please grow out of this phase

I'm eating takis, yum yumyum

Always the davekat fans, you never see davejade fans act this way

@karkvetchy Your age isn't written in your bio, being an 06 baby could easily have made you 20. Common sense

@brothercests I think it’s embarrassing to age me up and headcanon me as in my 20s but it’s ok I forgive you !

@karkvetchy I'm not at all mad, I just think it's embarrassing to take what I said so seriously thats all

@brothercests Someone’s mad!

@DINUNZIOSBF I'm irresistible

@brothercests I am already

Everyone become obsessed with me now

#alphacest #prostuck #stridercest

@intriguinghorse Awwwww... thank you I was worried for a second

@brothercests shhhhhh lame youre not hitler dont say that.

This is how I feel

Taps the sign

@mechan1calheart 6 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

Haiii!! I hope you have a good day as well CX