MONKEN MUNCHKIN

@RecLeagueMVP69 This tweet sucks 💀

Just met a hot lib chick

@theblockspot Keep JSN, Jefferson, jamarr, Garrett, and nabers Da rest can go

KEEP 5… CUT 6… OSU LSU WR EDITION: • Jaxon Smith-Njigba • Justin Jefferson • Chris Olave • Brian Thomas Jr. • Marvin Harrison Jr. • Kayshon Boutte • Terry McLaurin • Malik Nabers • Garrett Wilson • Ja’Marr Chase • Emeka Egbuka What would you do in this situation???

Airplane mode to Cleveland..hit yall when I land.. #Uno

@washingtonpost The monkey sucked!

The Super Bowl is being played in Colin Kaepernick's former home stadium, at a societal moment that echoes the issues he forced football fans to confront nearly 10 years ago, after he kneeled during the national anthem before a 49ers game. wapo.st/4rHY5R3

@curiosityonx Hell naw!

You wake up at 6 in the morning, look out the window and see this. What are your first words?

If Myles Garrett could read, he would gotten at least 6 more sacks #foenem

@TylerRealMcNeal @owl_posting

@owl_posting Had a buddy from high school have this happen His mother, who I’d not spoken with in 6-7 years at that point, called me to ask if I knew where her son was.. very heartbreaking He was convinced the CIA was watching him with drones in the sky

a certain fraction of people inevitably go schizophrenic in their 20's, like real, genuine breakdown w/ reality through no fault of their own, just an unfortunate roll of the dice. and amongst those, the ones who attended MIT have, by far, the most eerie form of psychosis

Calling all munchkins!! 🙈💅🏼 The future is bright in Cleveland!

@todd_sniffer Back!

We are back! @brownsbacker01

Can someone please come shoot me

Ohio Steelers fans in the Akron/Cleveland area are truly elite at one thing: being front‑running crybabies. Some of the worst fans on earth, and they prove it daily.

José Ramirez on Cleveland: “I owe this city a lot. Since the day I arrived, I’ve never once been booed by these fans. I’ve seen how crowds in other stadiums treat players when results don’t come quickly, and that’s never happened here” #GuardsBall (via @hgomez27)

3 beers 75 or more degrees: Landshark 3 beers 55 or less degrees: Guinness 6 beers + : Michelob Beers south of America: modelo Beers east of America (Europe): peroni or blue moon Beers your weird cousin had in his fridge: voodoo rangers Beers for blacking out: sour monkeys Beers for when it’s miller time: miller light

@amcking1971 @GenericSubs @BoringBiz_ Oh I’m sorry, is Harvard in the college football playoff 🤡

@GenericSubs @BoringBiz_ Lol go ahead and turn down harvard for OSU🤣

My advice to students is to chase the biggest and most prestigious logo early in your career Harvard opens more doors than you can imagine. Having Goldman or Google on your resume as a first job can set you up for rest of your life Do not fall for anyone telling you otherwise

“I’m gonna fight until I can’t walk. You’re gonna have to carry me off the field”. - 2026 DROY #Browns LB Carson Schwesinger #DawgPound

"I don't care what the situation is with the record. Not a single one of us wants to lay down to a team or a man that's in front of us. I'll be damned if I'm just going to go out there and lay down to another team just because we want (a better draft pick)" #Browns Myles Garrett

Bears fans talking absolutely zero trash to Browns fans before or after the game because they know

Bubba ventrone lock your doors tonight #browns

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@LAClippersMuse Sack up

My life is so fucking trash this dog shit team isn’t even in the top 5 of my concerns rn (My problems in no particular order) 1. The new job I got (which I prayed & cried for) fucking sucks 2. I gotta commute over an hour to work everyday 3. The girl I somehow love unconditionally just so happens to be the absolute worst fucking person in the world 4. She also might have cancer 5. I have to be up at 4:30 every morning for work starting in December but I can’t go to bed before 10:30 without having a fucking panic attack around 2 or 3 in the morning 6. I currently have a Grade 1 shoulder strain 7. Untreated mental health problems 8. Family drama (Not explaining) 9. I live in fucking Wisconsin FUCK THIS SHIT