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Canon life events: -birth -some bullshit -death

NOOOOOOOOOOO

she's so ethereal you would never guess she's a cannibal cult dictator <3

@harumichiis why is she doing the 2020 eboy face

that awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 3 times.

Couldn’t go on love island cus I’d be talking hella shit and getting mean girl accusations

fucking liars

i think we’re being way too casual about dreams

i’m actually very friendly, you just have to start the conversation first.

"Define felicidad en una foto" Yo:

nicki magaj when trump puts the tip in:

RIP Shauna Shipman. Nobody makes charcuterie boards better than you. May you dyke out in peace at the warmest place 🙏 🔥🩷

squirted at the gynecologist

cuando recuerdo que la gente me puede ver desde cualquier ángulo

Do you ever close the messages app when the other person is typing to give them privacy

forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling

bra who the Fuck calling me 😭

I know her bio looks like this

slipped on a milk spill in the supermarket and then watched an old lady also slip on the same spill

if we're having a bottoms x yellowjackets discussion, i need to see them meet