Edore🖤

your smartest friend has 11 half-built things. your most successful friend is boring as hell.

I ask keke man “you get change 500” E say “Most definitely” I don come down, I no get time for this English.

One day I’ll take my colleagues to a boxing gym (under the guise of team building) and do what needs to be done.🙏🏾

Hittin a kid w a belt actually crazy when you deep it. You already bigger and stronger and you wanna up it w weapons

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

tear a sheet of paper ke? hope say na cana this man wan share😭

I actually have a “hot take” on this whole discourse: The Bridgerton S2 “love triangle” doesn’t really function as a triangle because the writing never makes Edwina a genuine contender for Anthony. Edwina isn’t “the other side of the triangle,” she’s the roadblock.

Like wedding that was suppose to start at 10am did not start until 1pm because the officiating pastor ate ewa agoyin the night before and started purging all morning so you and your family had to wait for the flagyll to work because who go marry wetin God never join, yea.

Make Ayefele no see this balance

The hand of Sauron dey touch everybody, Orcs, Humans and Elves.

HIS WHAT????????????????????

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and homosexuality,never quantum physics

Muharram is a month, mahram is the word you were looking for.

I use god take beg you

I lost my 3k yesterday, my neighbor buy car this morning make e no be wetin dey think sha.

I’m a firm believer that happiness makes you prettier, it’s a noticeable glow.

@AskMichaelTaiwo I am Agiode Mary, a recent Zoology graduate from the University of Ibadan. I graduated with Second-Class Honours and ranked in the top 10% of my cohort. My undergraduate studies was marked by actionable steps towards exploring further knowledge in Cell Biology and Genetics. 1/5