Yusuf Dauran

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Yusuf Dauran

@Usouph

BPHARM, MPCPHARM, MPH.

London, England. Katılım Mayıs 2010

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Yusuf Dauran@Usouph·1m

😂😂😂😂😂

SERWAA🦋❤️@serwaa_wifey

Arsenal at the beginning of every tournament vs the end in a 10 secs video 😭

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Jhay@Justin__nitsuj1·4h

@Wizarab10 Had sex with this girl some years ago, but I wasn’t really into it, but now that I know better and regret the sex I think she raped me 🥲

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Yusuf Dauran@Usouph·2m

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😩😩😩

Jhay@Justin__nitsuj1

@Wizarab10 Had sex with this girl some years ago, but I wasn’t really into it, but now that I know better and regret the sex I think she raped me 🥲

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Yusuf Dauran@Usouph·2m

@xara_dandauchi Abunda kuke fada ne kan guys ake maku dan kuda ko zai making sense 🤣

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zara🇵🇸@xara_dandauchi·9m

@Usouph Yauwa tooh🥴🥴🥴

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zara🇵🇸@xara_dandauchi·2h

Yusuf Date dawa? Kuma a ina?🥴🙄

Yusuf Dauran@Usouph

Date canceled. She turned up wearing a jersey and i was all suited-up.

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Najib@Rilwannajib·20m

I went to play ball on one lovely evening, and behold, a long fence. Our football field which has existed & served the community for years has been cut into from its width, down to away team sitting area & allocated to a politician. It’s all over Abuja.

Maryam Ado Sa’adu@Maaryam_Ado

What Wike is doing in Abuja is disheartening to say the least. How do you allocate half of a park people have used for recreational activities for decades for residential development? Cutting down trees like the city isn’t in need of more and now cutting livelihoods. Just brutal!

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Omolomo@Omolomo_o·1h

imagine a woman who is still kind even when she is angry 🥺

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SKB@seyikanbai·2h

once you date a woman that spends on you, you’d realize how much nonsense you’ve tolerated in the past.

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@WeezyBabyp5 Exactly! 🤣😂 That’s the point of the tweet

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WeezyBaby 🌹@WeezyBabyp5·3h

Why would a woman pay for clothes for a date you invited her to? That doesn’t even make sense

LERRY@_AsiwajuLerry

Date canceled, she refused to pay for the clothes I wanted to wear to the date

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Alh. Big Nonso📿☪️@nonsowtf·2h

Make fat girl dey toast me keh, omo! I fit kee myself😭

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Yusuf Dauran@Usouph·17m

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Alh. Big Nonso📿☪️@nonsowtf

Make fat girl dey toast me keh, omo! I fit kee myself😭

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y4yi@yxyiagain·1h

women too dey talk rubbish man, see how all these their stupeed talks dey sound😂😂

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F E E Z@Feeztm·1h

I just laugh when women say they want an independent man…. Our own billing is different ooo 😭😭 Can you send me urgent 5 million if I want to clear my goods from china? 🥱

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Yusuf Dauran@Usouph·21m

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MVR💔😈@BIG_MVR

What part of my lifestyle makes a perfume seller think she can bag me??😭😂

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Bode@n0thimagain·59m

Imagine dating a girl that has to wait for 30 days before getting paid

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Crowther@Heis_Crowther·2h

Once a girl starts disturbing me,I use billing to chase her away.

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Chima👹@Chima_SZN·3h

Me: I just got an apartment and i live alone A sensible woman: How much do you need to set it up? She goat: can I come over ?

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Yusuf Dauran@Usouph·6h

You’d never realize how backward we are as a country, and how our leaders have been denying us proper growth by stealing for themselves alone our wealth till you travel out. We honestly do not hate them enough, i swear.

Africa Facts Zone@AfricaFactsZone

Egypt has inaugurated a 120 km Light Rail Transit (LRT) line connecting several new cities to the capital, Cairo.

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F E E Z@Feeztm·2h

God forbid my woman drives a Corolla.. I can’t even present her to my friends. 😭😭

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