Bruno Pieroni

Every single time a waitress has said "enjoy your meal" and I didn't say "yeah you too" has been a personal victory to me.

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Thank you to McSweeney's for publishing my take on what it feels like to vote in a silly, inconsequential state like New York (or 42 others).

@markpollard @jason_fox It doesn’t like me

At this point, I’m just sad that we really don’t all live in a rhythm nation.

@jason_fox @markpollard It’s true and also the reason they kicked me out.

@markpollard @brunopieroni Is this true?

@deforum_art Waiting for this, would love some credits to try! TIA

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For your weekend 😂 mcsweeneys.net/articles/other… #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter @brunopieroni @mcsweeneys

@shadesofgreaves Thank you for this, my hilarious friend — it means a lot. Sorry it took me so long to acknowledge this, looks like I slammed my laptop shut a little too hard last week!

Breaking my T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶ X app exile to share with my comedy friends here that I’m on @mcsweeneys with a piece about a meme that’s very popular on days like today at a different social media app. mcsweeneys.net/articles/other…

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Already posted too many IG Stories so Twitter, you get this GIF (I'm just proud of how I nailed the angle of a photo I took two months ago)

It makes perfect sense that my Twitter is a teenager. #MyTwitterAnniversary

“It’s like the World Cup final but only one country is in it. No, not everyone there watches it. Yes, stores stay open. No, every single year. Yes, about 70 commercials. Yes, two of them about Jesus.” — how I explain the Super Bowl to foreigners.

Will I understand Super Bowl LVII if I haven’t seen the other LVI?

@Professor_Dos Totally. You can be proud to be an asshole (I think Kanye has sung about having a toast for them!) but you’d never brag about being a butthole.