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I found this old pic of Creepy and Gnome celebrating their opening stand of 3 runs against the colonial criminals touring team of Ashtrayan bushranger/cricketers in 1888. Cmon England. #Ashes2023

@nimishdubey @Marcus60s70s80s @alawyerwrites @fredfertang @CraigNelsy @tds122 @DaveRob13699163 @WG_RumblePants @JosePuliampatta Probably not best showing pics of Mr Boycott after graphic photos of his former partner are all over the internet now. Consider other victims.

"Get him. Else we will be stuck all day!" Farokh Engineer takes off behind the stumps in anticipation, but Boycott has got one past a diving bowler (who be it?). Yorkshire vs Lancashire, 1970 at Old Trafford. What a shot. The players, the crowd, the game...Boycott got 98!

@EricIdle Lords seen talking to their guests at Lords.

Which Lord and can we have his address please?

Ian Bell said, "I have no issue with the decision to give Bairstow out. The rules are clear. It was out. What is a shame for Australians is that this win will be remembered for this incident, rather than the impressive cricket they played when conditions were against them".

@CullivanPeter @SteveSladl I'll check it out.

@brushhandsigns @SteveSladl They were all in on it in the UK. Love PJ Keating’s take on the Whitlam years and The Dismissal. This series of interviews with Kerry O’Brien is absolute GOLD! youtu.be/VnmbxJEOP5Q

Whether it’s Trevor Chappell bowling underarm to deny New Zealand a chance, or Mitchell Johnson bowling overarm to deny Jonathan Trott a career, Australia has always chosen the path of hatred.

@beastieboy07 He’s acting as a spotter for Jonny Bairstow, letting him know if he wanders out of his crease.

@tickerscricket It’s been telling that the worst of the worst people in the UK all have some weird issue with a cricket action. All normal people in the UK seem nonplussed

@CullivanPeter @SteveSladl Gough. Goes back to Lodge and tucks into steak and chips before he works out he could still turn it around but goes 'ah stuff it I'm hungry.'

@brushhandsigns @SteveSladl Well he certainly had a “couple of sharpeners” at the lunch which followed!

@bbctms Can we still pick some of these for Leeds? Those Aussies are all big Sheilas anyway.

England have registered their highest T20 score against Australia. 👏 The tourists will need 187 to retain the #Ashes Who wins it? #BBCCricket

@MitchellGlenn Bradman had to make up for him and selectors foolishly dropping Grimmett, dad used to say.

Only once has a team come from 2-0 down to win a five Test series AUS def ENG in 1936-37 AUS was captained by a bloke called Don Bradman who made 690 runs in the last three Tests 13 & 270 26 & 212 169 🏏 #Ashes #ENGvAUS

Fuck sake, "Cazball if you will" actually made me laugh. Ashamed of myself.

@willgranty @ESPNcricinfo Not goalkeeper. Wicket keeper. Poms only know that wogball soccer crap nothing about cricket.

@ESPNcricinfo Bairstow over Carey any day

Agree with Tim Paine? #ENGvAUS | #Ashes

@ESPNcricinfo Foakes in the squad. Carey will never have to worry about his job or anything now he has been gifted Tasmania by a grateful nation.

@CullivanPeter @SteveSladl Does Look bad for Chuckles111 that his 1975 correspondence with Kerr's curr sounds like two slyswats. 😳

@SteveSladl And it got even worse after Governor General Sir John Kerr, wearing a Harlequin Cap no less, sacked Gough Whitlam in his study at Yarralumla in 1975.

Don Bradman has his middle stump sent flying by a yorker from Bill Bowes during the 4th Test at Leeds, July 23rd 1938. He had scored 103 at the time and even thought this was almost three months into the tour it was only the second time he had been bowled

@PictureSporting @RabidRobo Grimmett dismissed Bradman more than any others. Equal to Verity in Ist class but Grimmett got him in some benefit games played in the same club, state and national team for a lot of time and bowled thousands of deliveries including his four different flippers to knock him over.

@RabidRobo Bowes dismissed him five times in Tests, one fewer than Bedser and three behind Verity who removed him more than any other bowler. Larwood and Tate also had him five times. In all, 18 bowlers dismissed him more than once

@melindafarrell Ruined by amateurish lettering and mistakes. Always wise to use a qualified signwriter and avoid mistakes such as these. #signwriting @jobycarter

The Burley Banksy is ready for Headingley. This is YJB territory. #Ashes