Bryan says....

@DeeeTeeeEsss Looks warm

Danny’s parents land in Manchester in 20 mins and we are watching the airport live stream to watch the plane land… going well.

@dmforumeu I was there. I got quite wet hahahaha

throwback #MementoMoriTour Stripped & Thunderstorm in Munich #DepecheMode

@cybreco I’m old and can’t zoom in far enough to judge properly. Any depeche mode ?

@thmsenglsh What have I done…….

Oh I'm being impersonated, great

@thmsenglsh Is this still available ?

Might flog this footy off on Ebay. Starting price $45. Absolute fucken steal

@mikjcal Maybe we introduce a tshirt code. Green if you’re up for it. Red if you wanna watch. Orange if not sure.

This post contains “gay stuff”, so scroll past if that’s too much 🫣🤭 Anyways, I continue to struggle with the etiquette of beats in particular 😳🤦🏻‍♀️ So I’m like a few where I’m very visual so if I see something happening I’ll look for a little bit and that’s usually what starts me and I’ll gauge what’s going on. Also the whole voyeur thing actually decreases the anxiety… who knew 🤷🏻‍♀️ Anyways… So, this is the part I struggle with. Couple guys, fooling around in the open, all walking the path to see. Why then when you look in their direction, they proceed to get all uppity like their mum has just busted them in the shower 😳 - I forever don’t get it. It’s like, mate, I’m literally not going to come close to you unless you give me one hell of an obvious signal, cause my anxiety is on high. But yeah, anyways, I never understood that 🤷🏻‍♀️ - it’s like if you want privacy there are so many little hide places off the track. Sigh. I don’t get it… also still with me? Ok, another thing to point out… I still have zero idea when people are interested… or are we all that paranoid it’s a stand off 😂 - oh well, I’ll get it one day. Anyways, it’s coming into summer, I’m sure I’ll have more evenings to figure it all out ✌️ - thanks for listening.

@thmsenglsh Or a Brisbane where it doesn’t rain……,

they should make an Australian Cricket Team that is Good #ausvind

@JUSTcatmeme @tommydub_

Santa if you can hear this

@samuellllm I assume you’re engaged now ?

There’s probably worse but this caught me off guard yesterday (in their fifties)

@pseudogunzel Well done !

@thmsenglsh A true hero of the people

Bartender poured me the wrong beer - i stopped him halfway, he gave it to me anyway. Cheers!

@thmsenglsh I’d never thought of it that way before.

@thmsenglsh Hero in my eyes

I have lived out of home for 4 Christmases now and I have never owned a Christmas tree.

@thmsenglsh Ok please warn before posting truths

sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than this, is my whole persona a facade to cover up that deep down i have nothing to offer anyone, do my ambitions remain as far flung dreams instead of actually trying to achieve them. Anyway nah I'm sure it's all fine. CHEERS!!

@thmsenglsh My family never watched me play cricket. I’ve never felt joy

Walking out to bat at 3-5 when you've lost a few cheap wickets early, and your family is watching, is top 10 best feelings you'll ever feel

@hamhammer27 I’ll bet the fire engine doesn’t even fit in the tunnel…….

they’re burning down the metro tunnel oh my god

@s0megreatreward Happy birthday !

19 years young today 🎉

@thmsenglsh Just be yourself.

I'm reading a book on public transport. How do I make it so I look Hot Intellectual reader and not Autistic Can't Put My Book down reader

@thmsenglsh Criminal.

Me, I sometimes brush my teeth after 9am when I work from home.

People mock the public service, but we actually work hard sometimes. But also: my boss takes his kids to swimming lessons on Wednesday after school, just, yknow, on the clock - and my work mum takes hours off on a Thursday to play basketball???!!

@slipperygoblin A crime to be put on that list