Bryan Behar

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Bryan Behar

Bryan Behar

@bryanbehar

Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

Studio City, CA Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Bryan Behar
Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·
I’m not Muslim, but I care about immigration bans I’m not gay, but I care about marriage equality I’m not female, but I care about reproductive freedom I’m not a Dreamer, but I care about DACA I’m not Black, but I care about police brutality & voter suppression #Empathy
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I find Trump dizzying. On the one hand, his actions make me want to fight every day to protect our democratic norms, institutions, and guardrails. On the other hand, he’s the prima facie example of how the wrong democratic choice can place the entire system at risk. Yeesh.
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I don’t want to hear odes to gold drapes or harangues about his SCOTUS appointees. I want clear strategic war objectives. I want a plan to reduce oil prices. And I want a feasible Iran endgame to bring our soldiers home safely. In normal times, this isn’t too much to ask.
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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·
Nothing weird or anti-democratic to see here. Just the President of the United States expecting fealty, not judicial independence from any Supreme Court jurist that he appointed.
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Tommy Vietor
Tommy Vietor@TVietor08·
Hard to think of something more politically unpopular than giving the Pentagon another $200 BILLION for bombs to drop on Iran. The message here for Democrats is so easy -- spend that money on literally anything else.
Jeff Stein@JStein_WaPo

SCOOP: The Pentagon asked the White House today for more than *$200 billion* for the Iran war supplemental, sources say Some White House aides think Congress won't support b/c it's so big Will tee up giant battle in Congress

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Sam Stein
Sam Stein@samstein·
On the Strait of Hormuz we've gone from: 1. Don't need help 2. We need help 3. Why aren't folks helping? 4. Helps on the way 5. Not telling you who is helping 6. Helps not actually on the way but we don't need it anyway 7. We may just abandon it and leave it to everyone else
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If the past president who praised Trump’s Iran efforts was First Term Trump, we’ve got bigger problems than I thought.
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Trump never thinks through ramifications or alternate possibilities. For whatever reason, he decided that the war would be over in a day. It wasn’t. Obviously. And now there’s no ability to pivot. Besides prematurely declaring victory & begging for Hormuz assistance.
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Remember skyrocketing gas prices? I fear there's so much unrelentingly bad news that we just move on to the next disaster.
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Trump didn't just once accidentally claim that he was praised by a former president for his actions in Iran, he repeated the story to reporters twice in one day. He even lies about his previous lies.
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In real life, Trump was ranting today that Iran shouldn't be allowed to fight back because he already said "we won." Where did he get these rules of battle, Butch versus Alfalfa?
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"We don't need the help of other nations" says the pathetic man who was literally just BEGGING FOR HELP FROM OTHER NATIONS.
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“Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation” Who said that? Some lefty agitator on Substack? No, that would be Joe Kent. Trump’s own director of the National Counterterrorism Center.
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Timothy Snyder
Timothy Snyder@TimothyDSnyder·
He took the greatest military force in world history, lost a war to a middle power in a week, begged the world to save him, and demanded that the media lie about this and everything else. I try, but at a simple human level I do not see how anyone can mistake this man’s almost supernatural weakness for strength. His weakness is something negative, gravitational, so deep that it can draw in a whole country. But only if we fail to see it. Only if we let it.
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Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
Trump: I'm really not afraid of anything. Except Jimmy Kimmel, windmills, Bad Bunny, bad press, tight socks, Putin, women, fair elections, salads, math, responsibility, Melania, 3-syllable words, American patriots, deodorant, the Epstein files, and my president, Gavin C. Newsom.
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist

Reporter: “Iran has said if you put boots on the ground it will be another Vietnam. Are you afraid of that?” Trump: “I’m not afraid of anything.” What he is afraid of is the Epstein files, which is why he is sending your children to war to murder other people’s children.

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