Bryan Behar

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Bryan Behar

@bryanbehar

Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.

Studio City, CA Katılım Temmuz 2013

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·22 Oca

I’m not Muslim, but I care about immigration bans I’m not gay, but I care about marriage equality I’m not female, but I care about reproductive freedom I’m not a Dreamer, but I care about DACA I’m not Black, but I care about police brutality & voter suppression #Empathy

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The Tennessee Holler@TheTNHoller·2d

TRUMP: “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. Not even a little bit.” And there you have it, folks

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Jason Kidd@RealJasonKidd·2d

This one hurts. Jason Collins was a pioneer. He had courage like you've never seen. He was an incredible teammate. And having him in Brooklyn at the start of my coaching journey meant so much. Those who knew him were blessed to call him a friend. You are already missed my brother. Rest in power. 💔

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ESPN@espn·2d

Breaking: 13-year NBA veteran Jason Collins has died at 47 years old, his family announced. He was diagnosed with Stage 4 glioblastoma.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·2d

Last night, Trump posted to Truth Social FIFTY-FIVE TIMES between the hours of 10 and 1. All were unhinged conspiracy theories accusing Hillary, Obama, and Comey of treason. Why is anyone pretending that the president isn’t seriously, unquestionably mentally ill?

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·2d

Late in the middle of last night, Trump angrily accused President Obama of persecuting his political rivals, overturning an election, and profiting from his presidency. Editor’s note: Obama did none of those things. Editor’s note 2: Trump has done all of these things.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

Trump is the President of the United States and yet he’s still begging for a pat on the head for coining the term, “Dumbocrats.” As thoroughly odious as he is, I’d hate to meet his parents. They created a well of neediness that can never be filled.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

Seriously, has there even been a politician of color that Trump hasn’t attacked as “a low IQ person?” Similarly, has there ever been a white politician that he has attacked that way?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "A new name I came up -- dumbocrat. I think that could be a good one. I've come up with some extraordinary names. But I was talking about Hakeem Jeffries. He's a low IQ person. He's a dumb guy."

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

There is no amount of fake FIFA medals or wars he’s imagined halting that can fill the massive hole in this character’s soul.

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: Good looking guy. I don’t like good looking people. I don’t like good looking men at all. Believe me.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

Joe Biden rambles during a debate answer. Media: Get him out of office! Joe Biden doesn’t recognize George Clooney at a party. Media: 25th Amendment! Donald Trump sleeps through every cabinet meeting & televised address. Media: It’s okay, he’s an older gentleman. Be kind.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

Donald Trump PROMISED that: Mexico would pay for the Wall. Private donors would pay for the Ballroom. Guess who’s paying for both? The American taxpayer. Guess who Donald Trump doesn’t give 2 shits about? The American taxpayer.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

Literally the same meeting where he was bragging about how incredibly healthy he is. But yes, write more books about Biden once not instantly recognizing George Clooney in a crowded room.

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Tommy Vietor@TVietor08·3d

Incredible tweet from Junior

Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran? Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

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Headquarters@HQNewsNow·3d

That's an awfully long blink!

Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47

He was blinking, you absolute moron

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Jamesetta Williams 💕@jamesetta_w·3d

I simply cannot believe I live in a timeline where journalists helped force the last president out of his reelection campaign for being too old, so the country put an unstable 79 year old who falls asleep constantly in office and none of the same journalists care at all.

Headquarters@HQNewsNow

Trump appears to be completely asleep at his desk during his mid-morning event

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

How much do you want to bet that the “great giant deal” Trump eventually strikes with Iran will be the exact same deal Obama negotiated- just much, much worse?

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

History will laugh uproariously when informed that this guy was returned to office by the American people, 88 criminal charges and all, by labeling his opponent “Sleepy.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump is about to hit REM sleep on camera in the Oval

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·3d

Donald Trump is nothing new in American life. He’s a direct descendant of the snake oil salesmen on the frontier- the kind you’d often see on Bonanza or Gunsmoke. The difference: those grifters were outed by episode’s end, not voted back into White House. Again. Still remarkable.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·8 May

“All wars are long” is not the answer to why we’re still in a war of choice. And why we’re still fighting a war you declared finished after the first week.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·7 May

Some mornings I wake up and I’m struck by the fact that Trump has fucked up so many new things that nobody talks about January 6th anymore.

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Bryan Behar@bryanbehar·7 May

Trump’s approval rating on “Cost of Living” has plummeted to 24%- a number it’s almost impossible to go lower than. You know, “Cost of Living” the exact same issue that people who voted for Trump put him back in office to fix.

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