Bryan Carlstein

2 exams in the past 24 hours. Didn’t study for either. Cheated on both. I shouldn’t feel this good. About to feel even better.

Carlier this is not the time for a phone call. #fuckoff

@LilStrikeW I will treat Lil Strike Accordingly. Treat him nicely.

Texas is spiritually Israeli. If you support them I will treat you accordingly

@prewbearjunior @oliverburdick No way

@oliverburdick Hey Oliver look up who owns the Shroud of Turin🤭

This picture of Jesus will get more likes than the Israeli flag.

@GamblerLennox I can tell by your profile picture you’re probably retarded

@bryancarlstein get into live resin man . these boof carts ain’t it . i can tell by the top it’s shitty distillate

2 exams in the past 24 hours. Didn’t study for either. Cheated on both. I shouldn’t feel this good. About to feel even better.

@MakeAWhitePanic @wehavecorn Just delete your account bro its over

@wehavecorn @bryancarlstein idgaf if a nigga gets more virtual likes than me 🤣🤣

@MakeAWhitePanic Ratio

@bryancarlstein who still smoke wax pens 🤣

@glorefc Nothing good was on

@bryancarlstein Willingly watching a laliga game that doesn’t involve atleti barca or madrid is crazy brotha

Will TAJ be making an appearance at Golf Darty tomorrow? The people are dying to know.

Keep letting Pitino cook🔥no idea who they are but it looks like we got the next Thompson twins

Thought this said “Betting 200” on first glance. Was about to completely fuck up my registration just to take it.

@PapaPepperoni67 He sent me the same gif like I dont know what a toilet plunger is😭

My Landlord is insufferable

@Tre_Carroll12 Dm me homie

Okay, does anyone have GTA 5 online on Xbox series X? I want to do the criminal mastermind challenge where you have to do the OG heist on Hard difficulty and never die or restart. Has to be the same four people also. Lmk if anyone wants to do it

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@MierPanoamIs1 Good riddance🤣🥷

I just fell to my knees at Cappys. April 8th 2026 is officially worse than September 11th 2001

Maybe it was just my absence but Xavier Twitter is back.

College basketball just ended and I already cannot wait to see Xavier next season. Looking back at how far we came from 23-24 to 24-25, I have way too much confidence that I pray isn’t delusion.

@Tre_Carroll12 @SSN_Musketeers @JeromeFanClub @TRECARR0LL @RealKYMuskie U got that right, Tre

@SSN_Musketeers @JeromeFanClub @TRECARR0LL @RealKYMuskie Rigged

Congrats to @CapX34!! The champ of Xavier Twitter Madness!

They must have banned roddie from the facility