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@Yobe40822 @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Seems you on 'some beer' typeshii "Zambia"

@brybobs04 @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Ruto forces you to call him chishimba kambwili

Did you know Zambia is the second poorest country in the world after Burundi??

@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Utahit if you're patient enough

Mahali nimekuwa scouting kumbe ni wa chama cha makasi💀

@Yobe40822 @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Whoe even lives in zambia bruuh

@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Says a nigga from a country with alot of runners trying to run away from poverty in their country☠️

@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Hio pink slip lazima😂

Sijawai kula dem dark skin. It's time I try a new adventure

@Lionessincrisis @SnowLionInCris What a slut

@SnowLionInCris We were just flirting

I'm sorry to have to tell you that she cheated on you with me

Ahh shii

@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Ulisema uko route gani pia mimi niende shule

Nikiwa shift ya asubui ya kubeba huwa silipishi watoto wa shule fare. Huwa nawabeba free alafu wakishuka hizo Thanks zao hunijengea siku

@B_Fernandes8 shall we?

We finally got our plane ticket😂😂😂

@oatemo69 @ntvkenya Im just wondering these fuckers(leaders) take us for mahn

@brybobs04 @ntvkenya So casually. Have you listened to what Ayub savula said?

Ruto tena... By any means? UDA leaders plot plans to rig 2027 general election in favour of Ruto zurl.co/8d1bZ

@premierleague Wolves damn......big thanks for cunha though🥲😏

37 Matchweeks down, 1 to go. 🔜 The Final Day

Ronaldo in 2026. Charlie Kirk in 2026

@wondeekid Kwani hakuona wasupa back in the day......we ungekua mhenga ingekua juu ya mahaga

Whoever came with "Nairobi shamba la mawe" lazima alikuwa amekapitia

@Gitz__ Zimbo mazematic

Kama EPRA wanareduce diesel prices by 10 juu ya Matatus strike ya 1 day, mgomo unafaa ulast two weeks ndo wareduce by 140 bob.

Peter Mbae: If Ruto didn't win the last election, it would have been framed as a missed “Messiah moment” and we would wait to elect him in 2027. God wanted to expose him. Hosts:@nduokoh & @dennisaseto Producer:@EverlyneMungai #TheSituationRoom

@Branicemercy Eii

Turn the car to the left then forward ?

@Chizitere_xyz You're in your 30s right?

The hardest pill for women to swallow is that average men love us far more unconditionally than we love them. A regular guy making a standard wage will gladly date a woman with zero income, pay for her meals, and support her dreams without ever making her feel inadequate. But the exact second an average-earning man loses his job or hits a financial rough patch, a massive percentage of women instantly lose respect and look for an exit. We demand unconditional loyalty, but only offer conditional love.

@FabrizioRomano José Mourinho in his first day at the Real Madrid training camp: 🤣