Bryce

“Thought worker” have you given a thought, to what you'll work on when your thoughts no longer work?

My guardian anger

@1618033988749X @nbc4i Really? You’re gonna late-shame him? THAT’s your hot-take 🙄

@nbc4i Anyone know why he was driving at 2:30am on a work night tho?

BREAKING UPDATE: A Columbus City School teacher lost his life after a two-vehicle crash in Hilliard early Friday morning. nbc4i.co/4hu8DOV

Euphemiasma

Bleating edge technology

“‘Ay! Euripides scrolls, you menda deez scrolls! 🤌” colorado.edu/asmagazine/202…

Podcast tour coming soon

A salacious tryst with a sebaceous cyst

The Penis de Milo

The Lion of Least Resistance

@mattdarby Smacked him back to AT LEAST the 2nd Reich

Always Punch Nazis

websites, apps and services all trying to give me/assign me/let me set “goals” (learning, life, financial, spiritual). I ask… HAVE YOU MET ME!?!

@rogerclark @brittanyforks Happy birthday, Brittany!

Scornbread

@chel_c_cam Indeed. Tried to turn my then-young kids on to episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. (Hey I loved it at that age.) My 5yo’s response? “ANDY GRIFFIT IS BORING!”

I want to see it

“Do as thou wilt” shall be the law of the lettuce

I likes t’go stimmin’ with bow-legged wimmin …

@Fake_Dispatch Plus… you in leg warmers …

@rogerclark @zanneth and they’d LITERALLY be talking at each other inside echoing chambers

“Boom-dignity!”