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EP is out now everywhere!!!! go support me immediately!!!!

@DanCarteret21 @googoogagabtch @russellcowart @SinnamonCronch edgy

@DanCarteret21 @russellcowart @SinnamonCronch ah and the conservative hyper-sexualization begins

@russellcowart @SinnamonCronch do you think 5 people could be killed and 18 injured because of an argument?

@SinnamonCronch Don’t be jumping the gun. Let’s wait and see. Maybe it was an argument that got out of control. We just don’t know yet.

one time a lady came in and I was like "how's ur day" and she goes "I'm meeting my divorce lawyer here" and I said "cool!" and then she got mad like I'm the one that said the wrong thing in that interaction

it's actually super easy to not have a sexual predator in your band

I like singing along to the smiths cause Morrissey is also singing the wrong notes

working with millennials is hard cause when i hear the word "adulting" my ears start to ring

if I hear that fucking cellphone recorded Weezer cover one more time

it's always the whitest man on the ugliest motorcycle that plays the loudest rap music

@VillageSinn NOOOO

somethin about these lil monkeys... wanna hold em like an Ice Cream Cone

great timing cause were running low on kids due to all the gun violence

@SoTrue24 a healthy snack for growing boys

everyone who wore a bowtie as a kid ended up being either non-binary or alt-right

you'd think the security would have been a giveaway but u overestimate how perceptive I am

today Jared Polis came into my job and I didn't realize until way too far into the transaction that I was talking to the governor of Colorado and not just a guy who hung out with nicely dressed men who wear ear pieces

The fun part of trying to get all the songs for an album written before I finalize any of the tracking is that I'm a bird brain fool who hasn't written down a single chord progression and must now relearn all the parts to 9 songs

made a kid cry today cause we ran out of croissants

"hmu if ur real" - me in the middle of a severe derealization episode

the parfait is merely an excuse to eat an entire bag of granola