Bryson Pintard

@Dano_Hard @ASimplePatriot @charliekirk11 @RealJamesWoods Yes it costs money to fill the reserve tanks and to advance pay water tenders (privately owned water trucks) to be on standby.

@ASimplePatriot @charliekirk11 @RealJamesWoods and that budget would have magically fixed the city's water supply?

Actor James Woods breaks down in tears as he describes the fires in Los Angeles: "One day you're swimming in the pool and the next day it's all gone...I'm sorry, I'm usually....I thought I'd be stronger than this." God bless you, @RealJamesWoods

@WhiteHouse What? No Costco cookie boom dad?

Today, President Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 19 great leaders who have made America a better place.

Now that’s it’s 2025… it’s important we talk about how bad the fake dick looks in opening scene of Usual Suspects

@infieldflygrl Padres are playing to not lose another franchise to a better city.

The Padres are playing for: Franchise first ring Peter Seidler 40,000 of their closest fans The vibes To beat and/or spite LA The Dodgers are playing for: Shohei Ohtani's achievement checklist The Mickey Mouse ring jokes to stop Avoiding further embarrassment

@kanyewest Translation 2 of 2: “I am committed to starting with myself and learning from this experience to ensure greater sensitivity and understanding In the future, your forgiveness is important to me, and I am committed to correcting Y. and promoting unity”

@kanyewest Translation 1 of 2: “I sincerely apologize to the Jewish community for any "unintended outburst" caused by my words or actions. It was not my intention to hurt or demean, and I deeply regret any pain I may have caused.”

@PCPartPicker is the site down right now? I was working on a sweet build 😥

@jonathan_koziol @JoslynnCamlin Don’t forget Kane with the blindside crosscheck to the head against the boards

Two really dirty moves by Darnell Nurse in a matter of moments here. Leg wrapping Grundstrom tripping him into the net as he gets beaten on the play and then a big stick lift on Moore's skate to flip him on his face starting the fight. #LetsGoOilers

@MatthewR2415 @drtwofive @trevmoore08 @LAKings @EdmontonOilers @NHL @NHLPlayerSafety @TBSNetwork Ask and you shall receive

@brysonpintard @drtwofive @trevmoore08 @LAKings @EdmontonOilers @NHL @NHLPlayerSafety @TBSNetwork now do Kane's cross check to Moore's head immediately after

really hope someone at ralph’s just witnessed my husband telling me I look like the elephant man over facetime when I got super close to the camera to pick out potatoes

@AlaskaAir this is infuriating

@BDayBoysMitch It’s the exact same photo

I’m being sincere today so I’ll admit that Pre Tomorrow War I did not know how to tie shoes. Jen D’Angelo’s constant bullying pushed me to make a change and learn how to tie them. So Thank You Jen!

We deserve a Super Bowl-style celebration when Chadwick Boseman wins Best Actor

"Retail traders should be banned from discussing stocks on the internet" Said by guy who’s job it is to discuss stocks on TV

@stoneysharp If you have game pass do Skyrim. Incredible for a 10 year old game

Help, what game should I start? XBOX

Me listening to Kayne’s breakup album

NEW YORK GIANTS ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!

'55, '59, '63, '65, '81, '88, and now 2020. What a year. What a season. What a team. Congratulations @Dodgers

@joetoronto10 @AnnetMahendru @MayorOfLA The @MayorOfLA is a joke, would love to see him and the corrupt city council members run out of town

@brysonpintard @AnnetMahendru @MayorOfLA laist.com/2019/10/08/pro… Exhibit A

.@MayorOfLA What are we doing about homelessness? The city is trashed.