Brandon Sires
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@_iamlougotti Krystal’s - there used to be one on 436 in Winter Park, FL. I’ve never seen so many people get sick from one restaurant 😂😂😂
GIF
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@luireigns “The interviewer” lol
That’s mean Gene Okerlund to you sir
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@16bitnostalgia They’re all great but Castlevania is genius level stuff
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@punt_rd Listening to Slayer munching on Kenny Rogers chicken 😂
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“If you look at a guy like Hulk Hogan.. he was 10 outta 10 on look.. 10 outta 10 on his promos.. 3 outta 10 on his wrestling.. that’s being generous.”
Bret Hart breaks wrestlers down into 3 categories. Their look, their promo skills and their wrestling ability. Ranking himself a 6 out of 10 on promos, 8 out of 10 on looks and 10 out of 10 on ability.
Can you name a 10 outta 10 wrestler?
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Who needs any other film critics anyway?!?
Steve Williamson@reclusiveluck
@Certinfy The last critic I trusted was Joe Bob Briggs.
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UFC star Sean O'Malley says he hasn't masturbated in a year and a half and only has sex twice a week during fight camp to preserve his chi
“I haven't jacked off in a year and a half. I have a wife, I put a pounding on her. In camp, I tell her, ‘You get two nuts out of me a week. You get a Wednesday nut and a Saturday nut.’ Because I spar Wednesday. I need my chi. I need my energy”
“If you asked a lot of people, they probably don't think of it as… it is scientific. Keeping your chi. Like if I jacked off this morning, I'd probably just want to kind of chill out”
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@_willcompton He’s trying to wiggle his way into the WWE so they bring back the ice cream bars

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@mcgee_bythesea @mamboitaliano__ I’m sure they don’t have alligators or water moccasins either
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