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@Ibrahkiprotich Hata umeenda mbali. Sakaja has little control over what happens in Nairobi county. Same case with other major governments

There's this former Mungiki afiliated fella, alikua kwa Pod ya Dr Kingori, his name is Ndura Waruinge. The guy said that ati President Ruto in seated on the throne, but sio yeye ndio kusema. Ati there are people who run this country behind the scenes, He might be onto something, ama how accurate is that?

@SankeiSaitoti In fact they slept in separate houses. The big house at the centre of the boma was for the husband. Whenever he wanted access to his wife/wives, he would go to the house where she is.

This might sound absurd but our forefathers did this and there was no divorce.😅

Let me make mine a 1000 rejections

@_nazatrades Investment Portfolio manager at a finance company called 'Prop firm's name'. Payment is perfomance based.

When her Dad asks, What you doing for work? So you need to explain what a prop firm trader is

@Tendeni_ Replace cabro with grass

A 4 bedroom house in Kisumu

@tradericch I am managing $100k for someone. On a good day we close with 15k to 20k trading XAUUSD. On bad days we close with 1k to 5k. Once in while we are in a manageable and recoverable drawdown.

If I give u access to $100k capital… How much can you deliver monthly?

@ericwarutere @GathogoBMwangi True. MPesa built their systems around unbanked people. Someone who has to send 100 and 200 somewhere without necessarily having a bank account. The cost of being poor is higher than being rich.

@GathogoBMwangi I doubt they care much about people sending such amounts. People with active bank accounts. The small 200, 500, 1000 transactions, by people who only own a phone, are more important to them.

MPESA pretending not to see this

@GodsonKankani I will have my future wife sign a prenup. I shall add a clause in the prenup that all children born in our marriage go through a DNA test to ascertain patternity(prevent patternity fraud) or ascertain maternity(be sure our child was not swapped in the hospital)

😳 “If my husband ever tries to run a DNA test on our kids, the marriage is over,” a lady has warned. She argues that a man who truly loves and marries a woman should have complete trust in her. According to her, requesting a DNA test shows doubt and suspicion, which has no place in marriage. She believes any man who doesn’t trust his wife enough to accept the children she bears him shouldn’t have married her in the first place. For her, marriage without absolute trust is meaningless, and questioning paternity is disrespectful and damaging to the family. She advises men to deal with their insecurities before marriage instead of humiliating their wives with DNA tests.

@losttrader6 Nishavuna zangu from that leg down. Mastery🔥🔥

It's May 1st. I have already made my rent. Ikifika tp nasort every bill.

@Caradvicekenya Mazda stopped selling the CX-9?

If you are looking for a 7 seater family car then you should really consider the Mazda CX-8

@trophimus_r At 3am surely? 😅

Traumatize them whenever they are down. when you are down, hata salamu hupati 😂

@hy_wemmy That male friend is your father. God bless your dad.

Nothing beats having a male friend that’s not sexually attracted to you but wants just the best for you, provides for you and is always there for you.

@_gumba1 @phenny_atieno @georgediano Ungenunua managu kwa soko boiz. Mama mboga ni wengi😅

@phenny_atieno @georgediano Phenny, Phenny! Nimekuita mara how many? Pia mimi ni managu nilikua nataka, sio mapenzi.

Consolata Githinji was a student from a very humble background. Yet somehow, she lived a life that very few can afford. One weekend she would be in Malindi, the next in Zanzibar, Diani or Kisumu, and dining in Nairobi’s posh hotels, among other places. Some time back, I remember vividly that Shaffie Weru was fired from Homeboyz Radio for advising ladies to love themselves, because not every man is mentally stable. He gave a very good example,, if someone facilitates your transport from Thika to Naivasha, why would you expect that he won’t demand something in return? Most of the time you’ll meet a sane person and nothing happens, but if he is unstable or a little tipsy, he can do anything to you. Anyway, we are not justifying gender-based violence, but ladies need to love themselves and be careful. RIP Connie.

@_waigera So you want to drive an S Class in Kasarani Mwiki?

After being driven in a 2021 S500 Long wheel base full spec version, i definitely wouldn’t buy an LC300 nor an Lx600 coz to be honest majority of these guys buy those suvs to just drive around lavington and kilimani The luxury and comfort in an S-class is next level

@otile_the_one @BrianVags We imported a prado for a client, it came in 4 days ago. For a 2021 unit we have saved the client slightly under a mil for the same spec units in local yards.

@BrianVags Yes it’s cheaper and you get to choose a better condition car compared to buying from a yard/dealership in Kenya. For instance Nissan note you can save around 150k For prado you can save 350k

Does importation of cars save such a lot of Money as described in the video from japan to kenya and also when paying the clearance fees in the port . According to the video you can save a Whooping 700k when doing importation for Mazda cx5 XDL package is it true

@AlvinKa89919080 @Urunzii Daamn. That's proper

@bsslifeke @Urunzii Niko na morio wangu ako na the renault megane GT 1.6 the car moves properly

With the current GTI/R Mk8 prices being at the highest ever,is this the end of the golf imports to the country? What’s the alternative hot hatch in price friendly zone?

@of_martoh @Savo_ke 3 kamba babes bana

@bsslifeke @Savo_ke Did you say Kamba babe? 😂

Wasichana wa ku set standards na kujifanya woke ndo huwa wanadishiwa na hii stylo...ukiwa tu a normal babe,unafika kwa your man huko olekasasi unatulia unapikiwa mayai unakula unakuliwa unarudi kwako ama kwa mzazi..you'll never embarrass yourself

@kericho_Baddie Ingekuwa teaching job ya 100k per month saa hii the headteacher would have had a very good tour of the rift valley escarpment without much resistance. Haha

This Headteacher in a private school wanted to access the depth of my wandaweya escarpments so that I get a 10k teaching job per month 😭🤓, I respect myself enough! Dumbass bosses everywhere!! Taka taka 🙂