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For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

Bryce Harper Was Robbed Of Being An American Hero s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@colincowherd I love how he accepted his silver medal on the field after the game

Bruce Harper 💣 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Love how he pointed to the flag on his jersey. So good.

@barstoolsports Hahahahahahahahaha. Daaa Yankeees lose!!

American Hero Bryce Harper salutes and points to the flag on his sleeve as he rounds the bases

@PardonMyTake Looks like it’s bridesmaid for ole U S of A yet again. What is that, 1 for 6 in best on best baseball, and 1 for 8 in best on best for hockey? And the country has 350 million ppl 😬

@espn So USA has only won once in 6 best on best tourneys? Pretty pathetic for a country of 350 million and a sport called “America’s past time”. Essentially they have only won once in hockey in decades and once in baseball. Not sure why they are so cocky all the time 😂

VENEZUELA HAS WON THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER 🇻🇪

@Lyyyynch23 @SaskRetail @espn Your baseball team has won the same amount of times as your hockey team in recent decades. Only once. Pretty sad in both sports for a country of 350 million who calls baseball their national past time

@SaskRetail @espn Still feeling good after this! What has Canada won recently? And who did Canada lose to in the Baseball tourney?

@MikeBeauvais What a sick in the head culture.

ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout! DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up! TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.

@Eetupendous @Mazzuz22 @Pinstripe_hype @WBCBaseball @CapitalOne USA has more registered hockey players than Canada. So the old they don’t care about hockey attitude is simply not true…

@Mazzuz22 @Pinstripe_hype @WBCBaseball @CapitalOne Neither was Hockey and they still won

Next stop: Miami Team USA is headed to the #WorldBaseballClassic semifinals!

@awfulannouncing @JeffSkversky He is only saying that to “cover his bases” when USA inevitably falls short in the tourney (again), they can act like it wasn’t important.

Bryce Harper: "The WBC's been great, but it's not the Olympics... It's no disrespect to WBC or anything, but everybody knows that when the Olympics are on, everybody's watching... I'm hoping LA28 happens..." ⚾️🎙️🇺🇸🌎 #WBC #MLB (via @JeffSkversky)

@MattPhillips22 @barstoolsports A more accurate description would be, USA beating Canada 4-0 after two periods, and Canada scores a couple late garbage goals to make it 4-2 and make the game appear closer than it was

@barstoolsports How is fucking Italy beating the USA in baseball? It would be like beating Canada in hockey

PCA gives USA a PULSE

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

@hard3iron @barstoolsports USA squeaked by Sweden in the semis in OT. Canada never played Sweden. You are an idiot.

@barstoolsports Keep in mind, the Canadian squeaked by Sweden in OT and came back desperately to beat Finland accentuated by controversial non-call offside and MacKinnon flop.

"You Be The Judge of Who Was The Better Team Today" -- Nathan MacKinnon, Who Clearly Has No Idea How Sports Work s.barstool.link/c/article-3563…

@BisonKing_13 @wyshynski I counted 7 MAGA on the ice too

@wyshynski I mean yea thats a penalty everytime, playing with 6 players isn't tho I guess

You absolutely have to call a high-stick late in the third period, it's a call you have to make 100% of the time.

@stoolpresidente You missed an important one. Crosby, all time legend was injured and didn’t play and Morrissey (2nd best dman for 🇨🇦) was injured and didn’t play

Here are my favorite Canadien copes on my timeline 1. Canada proved they were better team 2. Us Goalie saved us 3. Refs didn’t call too many men on ice 4. Us hasn’t won since 1980 5. Connor Bedard shoulda been on the team 6. 3 on 3 in OT is stupid 7. American is a bully 8. Tate McRae is a traitor Am I missing anything?

@andrewpeter13 @wyshynski I know ha. Just making a similar post to Greg earlier in the game.

@btb9er @wyshynski He literally lost a tooth lol

@wyshynski *without a top 5 player of all time in their lineup (Crosby)

“We wanted to go through Canada and beat them.” - Jack Hughes on NBC

@wyshynski In the*

@wyshynski USA is very good at drawing double minor penalties I the third period of gold medal games

@wyshynski Canada is dominating and Hellebuyck is standing on his head. If USA wins then easy MVP for him.

Team USA trying to prevent Canada from winning instead of trying to beat Canada. Tale as old as time.