Pizza Finance

@0xkaka_ETH the entire point of this is to be a liquidity farm by incentivizing users to add LP through the farm. you don't understand the game!

@btcpizzafinance 都没有流动性，想接盘都接不了

PIZZA (alkane 4:31425): day one 🍕 what's done, all on-chain: - minted out by the community. 40,000 slices, 1,000 PIZZA each, for the cost of a bitcoin fee. no team bag, no presale, no VC. - 10M PIZZA airdropped to 499 FIRE holders, all 499 confirmed. - every pool's LP burned to satoshi. 0% team. all five burns verifiable on /proof. - farming is live. 94.9% of the supply flows to the people who farm it, over 52 weeks. what we shipped today: - made the site censorship-proof. price, TVL and balances now read straight from the chain via Subfrost, PIZZA can't be blacked out by any indexer. - /split tool. minted with the DIESEL co-mint on? your PIZZA is bundled with DIESEL on one UTXO — unbundle it in one click so you can farm it. - dedicated infra, live balances everywhere, 1 sat/vB fees, mobile fixed. how to farm, start now: 1. get PIZZA: you already minted, or buy → app.subfrost.io/swap?from=btc&… 2. minted $PIZZA with $DIESEL? split first → btcpizza.finance/split 3. stake it: • easy: single-sided PIZZA vault — no pair, no impermanent loss, auto-compounds • max: pair PIZZA w/ frBTC · DIESEL · FIRE · METHANE · FARTANE → stake the LP → the biggest share of emissions btcpizza.finance

please use the SPLIT tool if you minted your $PIZZA with $DIESEL alongside it! you will not be able to stake or LP your PIZZA if you do not split your PIZZA and DIESEL, use the SPLIT tool now! btcpizza.finance/split

@juesaiquan it has just been updated, please try now!

@btcpizzafinance 质押的奖励更新一下阿 很久都没动了

@mork1e 🍕🍕🍕

@btcpizzafinance Alright, thank you for claryifying. I have removed the SCAM tag and added a neutral notice instead to avoid confusion.

FALSE. we did not airdrop ANY $TORTILLA holders the ordiscan.com/alkane/4:31425 $PIZZA alkane or ANY other alkane to $TORTILLA holders we airdropped $PIZZA to $FIRE holders and that is it, please remove this false warning to users!

@EncryptedLi @mork1e @tacoclickerbtc yes it's very simple, i don't understand why @mork1e is lying to his users about this. we announced the $FIRE airdrop for $PIZZA 2 days ago in order to avoid confusion just like this!

@btcpizzafinance @mork1e @tacoclickerbtc 其实这事说起来也简单，查区块链

🍕 a note on PIZZA & espo first, to be crystal clear: PIZZA (alkane 4:31425) has zero affiliation with @mork1e or espo. we're an independent community fair-launch. we picked "PIZZA" because it's food-szn and fun — that's the whole story. and here's the key thing: on Alkanes, nobody owns a ticker. unlike BRC-20 or Runes, Alkanes lets multiple tokens carry the same name by design — a token's identity is its alkane id [block:tx], not its name. a shared name isn't impersonation. it's literally how the protocol works. despite that, espo has blocked PIZZA. @mork1e — we're respectfully asking you to reconsider this, for the community. what PIZZA actually is: — 100% fair launch — no team bag, no presale, no VC — every slice minted by users for the cost of a bitcoin fee — minted out by the community — every pool's LP burned to satoshi, verifiable on-chain we hold no ill will toward espo — we just want a neutral indexer for a project that did everything the right way. the site is fully live regardless; we've moved over to Subfrost so holders never miss a beat. @mork1e please unblock PIZZA 🙏🍕

@mork1e @EncryptedLi @tacoclickerbtc we did not airdrop ANY TORTILLA HOLDERS, we airdropped $FIRE holders. the only TORTILLA holders who received were $FIRE holders that happened to hold both. please stop lying.

@EncryptedLi @btcpizzafinance Yeah there is. I simply labeled it as a phishing attack on Espo because they were airdropping @tacoclickerbtc holders. They are not blocked however. You can still check the token just fine.

the full $PIZZA tokenomics can be found here, please everyone DYOR! btcpizza.finance/whitepaper

@gabe_subfrost @mork1e Papa Johnny is here to serve up tasty Bitcoin Layer 1 DeFi!

@btcpizzafinance Who is behind this account? It is not @mork1e

$PIZZA, alkane 4:31425, just minted out! 🍕 every free slice is gone. but minting out isn't the end of PIZZA, it's the starting gun. in 3 blocks, the moment mint-out finalizes on-chain, two things switch on at the exact same block: the farm and the endless mint. here's how you actually play from here. farm it - this is where most of the supply lives. 71.175% of all PIZZA goes to farmers over 52 weeks. you: - stake LP: pair PIZZA with frBTC, DIESEL, FIRE, METHANE or FARTANE on subfrost, then stake that LP token to earn PIZZA. - or go single-sided: just drop PIZZA into the auto-compounding vault. no pair, no second token, rewards reinvest themselves. every pool's liquidity was burned to satoshi. 0% to the team. the farm is the whole point. the endless mint — the mint that can't mint out. every single bitcoin block, 25% of the farm's emission becomes a pot. that pot is split EQUALLY among everyone who entered that block. not winner-take-all — the DIESEL way. you pay only bitcoin network fees to enter, then claim your share once the block closes. it runs from farm start all the way to the final emission block. don't want to wait for a block? buy $PIZZA right now on subfrost: app.subfrost.io/swap?from=btc&… and every $PIZZA transaction free-mints you a little $DIESEL on the side! mint → farm → endless mint → vault. the flywheel is open. everything's live: btcpizza.finance

🍕 the oven is open. $PIZZA FREE MINT, fair launch, 0% team, 100% Bitcoin. grab a slice: btcpizza.finance ID: 4:31425 (verify the ID, not the ticker) everybody eats.

the oven needs 6 more blocks. 🍕 small delay, new target: block 953,451 (~1 hour out). nothing else changes: 40,000 free slices, 0% team, LP burned to satoshi. everybody still eats. good pizza takes time. counter's updated 👇 btcpizza.finance

~43 blocks 🍕 that's all that's left until the oven lights on bitcoin. 40,000 free slices, a farm that pays for a year, a mint that never sells out. 0% team. LP burned to satoshi. get in line before the counter hits zero 👇 btcpizza.finance

the whitepaper's behind a locked door 🍕 the code's hidden on the site for anyone who looks. can't find it? i'll just feed you. follow + reply "feed me" and i'll DM you the door code. everybody eats. btcpizza.finance

something's preheating on bitcoin🍕 40,000 free slices. a farm that pays for a year. a mint that never sells out. 0% team, 0% presale, 0% VC. the oven lights in ~140 blocks. the kitchen's locked till then. btcpizza.finance