Bryan Torresdey

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Bryan Torresdey

Bryan Torresdey

@btdjokes

🇲🇽🇺🇸 Comedian Stand-Up, Sketches, Storyteller

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2020
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Bryan Torresdey
Bryan Torresdey@btdjokes·
Southerners: "Bless his heart" New Yorkers: "He needs Therapy"
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@PopBase Incoming simps saying how a multi millionaire famous professional athlete "fumbled" a woman, when there are thousands of more attractive younger women out there who aren't famous and dont bring in any drama
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Pop Base@PopBase·
Megan Thee Stallion issues statement regarding breakup with Klay Thompson to TMZ: "I’ve made the decision to end my relationship with Klay. Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there’s no real path forward. I’m taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity.”
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@fandompulse CS Lewis said the same thing after he was open about his faith in publishing.
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Fandom Pulse@fandompulse·
LOOR TV CEO Marcus Pittman says "Christian movies are bad on purpose." "[Mel Gibson's] Passion [of the Christ] made over $600 million on a $30 million budget. The most obvious play would have been to duplicate that movie hundreds of times like it was the MCU. But instead of greenlighting more, Hollywood blacklisted the people involved. So what did they do instead? They set up a system where they get to be the gatekeepers. They only greenlight the safest, most formulaic, most non-threatening stuff possible. Because if Christian films ever started consistently competing with mainstream entertainment, those studios would have a real problem. So they make sure that never happens." Why do you think this is?
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Opening Day at Dodger Stadium Fight, it was Torta on Torta action!
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Iranian Drone Pilot when they arrive in Los Angeles
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@WydAlphaX So glad the white knight got the snot beat out of him for defending that ish
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I don’t see how women think they can just hit someone and not expect backlash.
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Variety@Variety·
Zack Snyder says "go f*ck yourselves" if you think his fans are toxic and defends "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" as it turns 10 years old. “My 100% honest reaction to ‘BvS’ and how it’s received in the world is… Do you really want a movie that’s had all the edges shaved off it by the focus groups?Do you really want a movie where the decisions have been made in a boardroom, or tested ideas have been rendered for your enjoyment? Do you really want the Kmart version of your story? Is that what you really want?" "When we were trying for the PG-13 rating on ‘BvS,’ the MPAA kept kicking the movie back to us saying, ‘It’s still an R.’ I remember someone saying we got a report from the MPA saying, ‘We just don’t like the idea of Batman fighting Superman. That kind of makes it an R. He really hits him hard with that sink. That’s rude. That feels like an R.’ I’m just like, ‘Okay… let’s just pretend it’s not Batman vs. Superman for one second.' You realize then that we were kicking the zeitgeist in the nuts and that we were going to anger people,” Snyder continued. “Not only do they not want their heroes deconstructed, they don’t want their heroes battling each other on a road to deconstructing the why of their existence. That’s another sacrilege.” (via "Happy Sad Confused") variety.com/2026/film/news…
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Meghan Murphy
Meghan Murphy@MeghanEMurphy·
“If you’re surprised that a brown person voted for Trump you don’t know brown people.” I spoke to one of my new fav comedians, @btdjokes, on @thesamedrugs_ podcast—check him out he’s great 🇲🇽🌈
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Jack@jackunheard·
PUTIN: “The murder of Charlie Kirk was a disgusting atrocity. He died because he was defending traditional values.”
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Bryan Torresdey@btdjokes·
@MeghanEMurphy Thank you for sharing Meg! Thank you to the followers. Yall got me back on X. Vamos, Bryan
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Meghan Murphy@MeghanEMurphy·
The reason that white progressives have no idea how racist pretty much all other races and cultures are is because they only hang out with other white progressives. You know, because they’re elitist bigots. (This comedian is @btdjokes and he’s awesome)
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@ComicDaveSmith Couldnt even argue AGAISNT THE point on why Israel is smaller then the enitre tobacco lobby in tHe US and somehow you think they dictate US foreign policy, youre pathetic bro
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Dave Smith@ComicDaveSmith·
I’m an immigration restrictionist. I believe that we have the right to remove any and all people who entered our country illegally. Also, ICE is out of fucking control. A bunch of pussies, drunk on power going around intentionally escalating violent interactions and intimidating US citizens. They create these tragic situations and after this gigantic show of force, they won’t deport a fraction of the illegals who entered under Biden. This is simply not worth it.
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@verbalriotshow Humans are impressed with creative work by humans, the reason you love art is because of the work it tool to create it. Once humans know AI is involved all work loses meaning, pure trash. No one will pay for this.
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Verbal Riot@verbalriotshow·
I appreciate what Ben Affleck said on Joe Rogan but, I'm betting on A.I.
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AKIRA THE DON
AKIRA THE DON@akirathedon·
This is what Scott Adams wrote to me after I sent him the first single from The User Interface album back in 2020 I made another two albums after that, each better than the previous Upon hearing the third album, in December 2025, Scott said he realized upon hearing his voice back in the context of the songs, that it was finally “perfect” - just as his affirmations had stated all those years ago when he was trying to cure his “incurable voice problem”, writing over and over: “I, Scott Adams, will speak perfectly” 💜
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Scott Adams@ScottAdamsSays·
A Final Message From Scott Adams
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Bryan Torresdey@btdjokes·
@ScottAdamsSays Thank you Scott, your teachings changed my life. Im crying writing this but grateful youre no longer in pain with our Lord. Love you. Your student, Bryan Torresdey
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Jules❤️🥊@tsjules007·
Which boxing legend is missing?
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