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Me: “you guys can stay here” Abby: “I stayed in an empty hot tub in motel 6 one night so a couch is good”

Chalisa: “Yeah that’s what I didn’t want, I didn’t want you to slap me in the face with a chicken and then pay for my drink”

me and my bestie telepathically saying the nastiest things about everyone

Minnesota is praying for our neighbors in Wisconsin as America once again mourns the loss of innocent, young lives at the hands of gun violence. Gun violence should not be a fact of life for children in our country.

Don’t ask me to explain bc I certainly cannot, but $100 four days in a row is less money than paying $400 at once, I’m taking no questions at this time

@the_only_sj 💀💀💀💀

With those teeth?

Every November 10th I am thankful for the playlist my boss created on my Spotify for me🫡

Remember this. Lock it in.

America put a convicted felon in the White House before a woman. The message we just sent to the world. Yikes.

America failed women tonight. Trump bullied, assaulted, and stripped reproductive rights away from women all across the country and instead of standing against it, many voted for it. We have failed our daughters, mothers, and sisters.

What a devastating indictment of our country.

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

I am so deeply sorry. I thought better of us.

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

@TaylorLeTexier 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I feel like people don’t appreciate soft pretzels enough

One thing about me I will fall victim to a quarter machine ✨each✨and✨every✨time✨

My favorite part about being an adult is randomly remembering that I’m an adult and I can just buy a new trash can if I want a new trash can

A guy I “dated” in college just paid real life dollars to restore our snap streak on Snapchat hahahahaha this cannot be real life