mr. basura head

somewhere between picking up the crackpipe and quitting my job

@jaredbaker__ living the dream tbh

failed spectacularly

boutta run another 5k with zero prep

@msexcel thank you micheal soft excellent

@bthomps98 Forwarding this directly to the developer team 🤝

i propose a 3rd dimension to microsoft excel i call it microsoft excellent

the 30 rack of pbr at the store speaks to me like the green goblin mask

thinkin bout having some type 3 fun, could be a good time!

i shaved my face :(

coming out of the woodwork to announce blackberry dr pepper is superb

roommates dog ate my texas roadhouse rolls high chance for no longer having a roommates dog (im livid)

kenneth parson taking his wife to a professional bull riding event for valentines day is probaby the most kenneth parson activity ive seen him do

(not good)

in a weird way

drunk tweeting: my childhood crush is getting married and it hits different

the top from inception, but instead it’s a fidget spinner

“hindsight is 420” - 2025 david bailey

good god i could rip a pack of darts rn

soaking is an ineffective technique i will not elaborate any further

thinking about casting a line out to see if i can get some poor doordasher to bring me food in this weather