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$MON handed everyone who was locked in free money 39 hours ago. They launched their pre-sale at a price of $0.025 on coinbase, whilst it was trading at $0.046 on hyperliquid premarket. I entered a short position as soon as I woke up, because it was obvious what was about to happen: Most people don't care about $MON, I actually don't even know what it is. People who requested tokens from the public sale were going to hedge their positions in the easiest fashion possible, by shorting the USD value of the tokens they requested on hyperliquid. Hyperliquid's $MON books were incredibily thin, and I entered a measly 15k short, which moved the market by 1%. I expected atleast 1% of the public sale ($180million) to be hedged, which would wreak havoc on the orderbook, completely wiping out the buyer's side of the orderbook. this trade was lowkey free asf, the main risk is the premarket price being manipulated due to thin orderbooks.

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@Mattertrades least obvious AI slop post

It’s honestly wild watching all these broke-minded spectators praying on my vault’s downfall like it’s a full-time job. The level of obsession is almost impressive imagine waking up every day just to manufacture FUD and negativity because you’ve got nothing else going on. Sad. Truly. Meanwhile I’m up here operating at altitude, and you’re down there arguing in the comments like it’s a personality trait. If hate paid dividends you’d finally have a portfolio. Keep talking, keep posting, keep farming your little engagement crumbsI know you need the clout more than I need the noise. I almost feel bad… almost. Anyway, enjoy the show from the cheap seats. app.hyperliquid.xyz/vaults/0x4158f…

@traderview2 where do you see this. is this aggr trade

Look at how much spot $BTC Binance has dumped at market over the last 2 days -7k coins Other venues? Sitting +/- 500 from neutral flows

@EvgenyGaevoy ik this is a half-joke post. but seriously crypto has an education problem and this obviously shallow ad has done nothing to help

You hate coinbase ad because you think it’s cringe I hate coinbase ad because I hate Backstreet Boys We are not the same

@The__Solstice dm me

Friend made a trading bot that works off crazy logic, simulated results are about 30-40% a month. We deployed it 12 hrs ago on hyperliquid, already up 1% Fingers crossed that it just keeps printing as intended You can join in and deposit if you want app.hyperliquid.xyz/vaults/0x7cf9f…

@MoonDevOnYT these comebacks are not tuff bro, i liked the stuff u were doing with liquidation level data on hyperliquid, now you are just posting clawdbot slop. enjoy your 22,305 % returns.

@btlrtrades Then youre a pig, right?

my clawdbot, Cracker just found a 22,610% return trading strategy the craziest part is this is in the 1st hour hand traders are cooked

@MoonDevOnYT u r posting slop bro and u know it

@btlrtrades extra care dont ya

@MoonDevOnYT no shit a long-only strat on $BTC is going to perform well over 9 years

@MoonDevOnYT who gaf about backtesting buddy

i have an idea for a company which will revolutionize trading. i already have an mvp in development, and i'm thinking of launching on pump.fun and using the creator fees to fund the project, with the domain costing around $1.2k and advertising expenses exceeding $15k. afterwards if the token gains organic traffic and the MVP is liked by the community, i will apply to pump's hackathon to get funding to take the project to the next stage.

@Nitro_Trades u can't experience alpha decay because you never had any alpha to begin with.

My trading strategy is genuinely never gonna stop working All these people are worried about “alpha decay” I literally just trade a breakout + a fair value gap Neither of those will ever stop happening, one strat for life

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@AresSprout @solana @Jaileddotfun inv to cabal? apeing 30k

Name another @solana game that's done 1M+ organic views PRE LAUNCH in 2 days?? @Jaileddotfun will be the biggest onchain game we've seen yet😳

@Jaileddotfun @addicteddotfun its 4am

REGISTRATION IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED In 48 hours: Almost 1M views. 50,000+ inmates joined. The entire timeline turned into mugshots. $0 spent on promos/marketing. Pure chaos. Now all of CT is asking: “WTF is JAILED?” Our last game @addicteddotfun was the biggest crypto game of 2025. And honestly? It was mid. Addicted was just the upgraded version of our first game @infecteddotfun We learned a lot. And then realized something: If we actually want to reach and surpass Axie Infinity, there are so many things we need to improve. So we scrapped everything. And rebuilt it from zero. @Jaileddotfun is the full evolution of Addicted. Which means only one thing: 10x bigger 10x more viral 10x more addictive JAILED will be the biggest crypto game of 2026. Deploying on @solana soon. See you in prison.

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