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@tanyakanrl Satttt

💚 lihatlah dia guys, semalem habis telponan jam setengah 12 terus aku tidur dluan dan dia tidur gak ngabarin (aku udh tau dia bakal gak ngabarin soalnya dia pelor). enaknya diapain dia yaa🤨

Otra joya que no hay que dejar morir nunca.

Baca komen di MV Sal Priadi “Untuk seluruh anak, jika bapakmu gak judi online, gak merokok, gak gila perempuan, gak malas, tapi masih kurang waktu dan uang, percayalah dia sebenarnya sudah berjuang. Hanya nasib dan takdirnya saja yang belum seberuntung itu untuk membahagiakanmu sebagai anaknya dengan uang dan waktu.” 🥹

Kalau sama orang yang gw sayang: - cuddle ngaceng - ciuman ngaceng - dielus-elus ngaceng - pegangan tangan ngaceng - teleponan ngaceng I'm a simple man

Bro to bro: Jangan pernah deketin cewe yg udah dilamar atau yg udah mau nikah, lo ga tau sesakit apa cowo yg dikhianati cewe yg dia perjuangin mati-matian sampe kepelaminan itu. Semoga kita ga jadi pria brengsek dan menyedihkan itu.

kata istri sayah "kamu jangan nanya aku terus dong, km yg tentuin kek sekali2 mau kemana, makan apa, nonton apa, mau ngapain" tapi pas saya saranin respon dia - "enggak ah" - "no" - "enggak mau" - "ih males banget" - "gakkkk" - "yeee kamu aja sendiri" akhirnya saya masih menjadi cowo bingung sampai sekarang 😂

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Aku vs keadaan

@yourbae Tanem mangruv

kosong 1 setengah hari sampe besok ngapain baikny?

OOHHHFFUUCCKKKKK

💚 mau nanya dong ke cowo, wedding dream kalian seperti apa, sejauh ini yg aku temuin rata2 cewe yg punya wedding dream

Day 0 stop pmo

Jarang bacain beginian tapi kalimat terakhirnya scratched deep di pikiran gue. "Setahun aja permudah hidupku" Ga minta seumur hidup, ga minta selamanya. Ga minta kebahagiaan, bahkan. Cuma minta kemudahan. Segininya susah hidup kita tuh.

@IndiHome cek dm dong

Revisi statement sendiri setelah baca buku + ngobrol ama dosen2 ku: Mimpi dan cita2 hidup itu belum tentu mati, tapi bisa saja terkubur dan menunggu waktu yg tepat untuk diwujudkan kembali. Tapi kita harus menghargai orng2 yg mengubur mimpi pribadinya demi keluarganya.

Halo kawan2, saya ga dapet tawaran apapun jadi menteri. Itu semua yg dibuat hanyalah candaan semata dari temen2 digital. ini soalnya beberapa sejawat saya sampe anggota keluarga mikirnya saya beneran jadi menpora. Ga ada sejarah menteri pidato, trus bilang "silitmu kobong"

Disclaimer: Penggunaan kata brengsek hanyalah sekadar mengikuti presiden Indonesia saat ini sebagai acuan untuk bisa digunakan di khalayak umum 🙏🏻

yap! this template just so EW