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Hey, I'm a civilian. I'm not your lawyer anymore. I'm nobody's lawyer. The fun's over. From here on out, I'm Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I'm lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a cinnabon in Omaha.

I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!

Well, I'm guessing someone who likes tacos.

We're never, ever gonna come back here again. Okay? We're gonna—we're gonna put it behind us! Things will look brighter! I guarantee it! But first we have to fix this.

You miserable piece of shit. You set me up.

You get a little bored with your life, so you come down, and roll around in the dirt. Have some fun with Slippin' Jimmy then back up!

You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets, so if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets, and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!

hat? Some tattooed speed-freak? What you two need is an honest-to-God businessman. Somebody who treats your product like the simple high-margin commodity that it is.

And you—you—helped the two-faced poisonous bastard behind it all. For what? Money? You did it all... for money. No matter what they do with you now, no matter where they put you or for how long, it will never be enough.

Fuck, he adores her.

The alternator’s shot…literally.

Walter White might be dead, but Jesse Pinkman and the others, they're still out there somewhere.

I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!

Huh, Chuck? Huh?! You tell me or I'll burn this whole goddamn house to the ground!

‘Oh no! Walt! Walt! You have to stop! You have to stop this! It’s immoral! It’s illegal! Someone might get hurt!’ You’re always whining and complaining about how I make my money, dragging me down while I do everything.

I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really... I was alive.

That is so, so fair. And did I hear you right? You want him to serve on the board of a scholarship committee? A scholarship that Chuck never in a million years would've given to Jimmy.

All Jimmy and I did was show the situation for what it is, and if you are hiding that from your clients? Well, Howard, that's on you.

You asked if you were bad for me. That's not it. We are bad for each other.

Hard part's over. Now you pull out the camera. Same principle as the gun, point and shoot. Take a picture, one where I can see the face. Clearly. And then you bring it back here, where me and Mrs. Goodman will be waiting for you.