Vanessa L Krauss, the Bubbly Brain

Official list of my current #writer / #author work FATALITY book series amazon.com/dp/B0F92WRWKC THIN novel amazon.com/dp/B0B2VD424G BEAUTIFUL DREAMER amazon.com/dp/B0DVFCCM2T Check out my author website or Amazon Author Page for the full list!

OMG. It's happening! They're shipping my statue. Someone, get me a paper bag to hyperventilate in! #art #artist

@laporterbooks 5/5 stars. Would hump a couch.

@BubbleyBrain Are you saying that to be funny? Or is the hate in your heart for “MAGA” so bad that your brain automatically resorts to saying they don’t know how to read :/

When JD Vance has more positive ratings and reviews than my books do, there is something wrong with this universe. Book readers, fix it! Read and rate my books. We authors deserve better.

@laporterbooks MAGA doesn't know how to read.

@BubbleyBrain Why?

6 months later... Goodreads has STILL not removed the 1 star ratings I got from a "reader" on Threads. This person didn't like what I said and rated a bunch of my books 1 star without reading them, just because I said something they didn't agree with. This isn't fair! #Writer

My football cred is way higher than the fan boys telling me it ain't called "soccer" and I didn't deserve free World Cup tickets. Man. Sorry. Must suck that this girl also had your dream job of FIFA game tester and FIFA game designer. I'm Canadian. It's soccer. I still hate FIFA

@MitchellDHadley Sadly, it then means people with great stories don't get heard because they lack the capacity to wield language.

I'm not into memoirs myself; I have no reason to write one. But I would add this: it's not whether your life experience is better or worse, more or less special than others. It's whether or not you do a better job writing about it than others. They may be suffering more than you are, but if you communicate it better than they do, that's the difference.

Romantasy can be so repetitive...this was a screenshot of top 25 a year ago. Court of Repetition.

I'm dreading meeting someone I used to know going, "I'm an author too!" Then them realizing how little I give about their ACOTAR clone or their memoir because they think their upbringing was so traumatic and special. Look, we all grew up in the same cruddy town. Get over it.

Having one of those moments where I'm wondering if anyone from school ever went, "I expected Vanessa to be doing X, Y, Z by now."

I wonder when the idiots with these accounts will realize we can see their geo information if we click on their profile. Definitely not from the USA. Another Nigerian book marketing scammer. No surprise.

So, should I use this pic as my author profile image to show how much of a prick I am? I am aiming for pretentious writer who likes sci-fi and has zero class. But hey, it's an EV! So clearly I write cli-fi. Right. Right? (I do.) #writer

I draw a lot of art for my book series but have few fan arts of it.

I don't drink alcohol, but I finally managed to find a use for my sake cups. Better than an egg holder, and less dorky too.

Invading men spaces is fun. Currently 13% on BMWi4 Reddit for showing car + leg. Bruh. I got major duck energy. You've seen nothing yet. Quack quack.

As the size 2 on every 5-person rode trip, I was "given" the middle seat. But no more! Since I got my new car, I get to drive. No more middle seat for me. My friends are thrilled. (Blurred faces because I love them and respect their autonomy. Just not their personal space)

Get new car. Then like any vain 14-year-old-going-on-40, slap on some stripes to make the vroom-vroom obvious. Anyway, wanted to show off my first car. This is what all the teeny boppers do, right? Take tons of photos of it and themselves with it? 2026 BMW I4 M60

Read my books. That is all. Actually...can you also love them, and tell your friends about them, and leave glowing reviews? Not asking too much. Thanks!

I did some good today. I donated my tax refund to: -Red Cross -World Kitchen -Greater Vancouver Food Bank Because money that I was surviving without (yes, I pay in advance), is money I technically don't miss. I hope it helps.

Two more rank jumps on paperback books that never sold in their markets. Nothing on KDP yet. More Amazon marketing manipulation, or are these legit? #author