Bub

Boss not in the office tomorrow so I’m taking an extra long lunch break to crack the 42 year old from my Pilates class while her kids are at school

@Dbrickshaw69420 More legos the better brother that’s what life’s about

Parents got divorced after 27 years of marriage. Mom said she lost all interest in my dad after I was born and it was my fault. I have nothing to live for I dont know who loves me anymore. Iron Man Legos.

@hoosierjests Game is game sometimes you gotta see one go through the hoop

@molesterjes This is a type of picture you look at and then become a crab fishermen in Alaska after so you can stay distracted. Keep holding it down jester

@Passionateman24 Jarvis order me two of those shirts, one in white, one in black and grab me expedited shipping while you’re at it

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@lankwilliamsjr Got that puppy on display myself and it looks great. Would say that / the endurance and the T. Rex fossil are the best bang for your back at that price range and all fun to build. Have yourself a week fella!

@bubboxmuncher Thanks Bub, and honestly probably this bad boy

3 hour update for the haters, doubters, and those who are genuinely concerned

@CaptainJoshuab Heavy on number 4 captain, stay strong and we will be hitting the eject button soon enough brother 👍🏻👍🏻

Things I want to do next year - run a 10k - go to the Tetons - slow my weed consumption - quit the job I hate - go on 4 solo backpacking trips

@FrankiePSmeal Delayed, not denied Frank! Keep pounding the rock and you’ll find pay dirt eventually, keep up the good work fella.

Nevermind.

Buddy’s long distance gf at ASU told him she’s going as sexy Santa and princess aurora for Halloween

@drankmayee Felt like my brain went to default settings when I took an edible with my buddies for the first time in 2 years. I felt like the ultimate tard. I’m with you drake

Visiting my little sister at college next weekend. Unreasonably excited to have about 9 beers and practice my Chinese accent in front of her Asian roommate. Anyone got tips for how to perfect it?

Broad I’m talking to said she found me on the tea app

Won $100 on baccarat Left the office an hour early VP mentioned me for promotion Matched with a 35 year old blonde on hinge Coworker gave me a case of Kona Iowa moneyline hammered Athens next week for UGA Bama They really let this white boy get hot. Let’s have a weekend .

@TheoAshNFL that kid is a loser I’m doing flips whenever I see an eagles player go down

LMAO

@jd5dan Thank you Jayden Daniels. I always knew you were the right choice to be our QB. Go get em fella!

@generalsteez69 Not a more humbling feeling in the world then waking up on your couch at 9:30 with the lights still on and seeing the “your order was dropped off” notification on your phone at 2:37 AM

Witnessed a Shakespearean Tragedy outside of my apartment this morning

Found a dive bar in my city with smoking indoors and touch tunes next to the blackjack machine

@bingusyusy You can ride this high for the next year. Some elite bag work from you primate

Woke up in quite possibly the smallest studio apartment next to a girl with tattoos and pierced fake DDs