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@tauridubz @softwaredmind @awkwardgoogle Rest

@softwaredmind @awkwardgoogle The middle one doesn't fit him because.. you know

He needs to try a new color of pants when on TV

@Lovablemax14 @ObaDerby @TouchlineX Wtf 😹💔🤲🏽

@ObaDerby @TouchlineX What a red card

🚨 LISANDRO MARTINEZ ACTUALLY MANAGED TO PREVENT MANCHESTER UNITED FROM CONCEDING HERE!

@Lfc_samie @endovira Mumu

This is the team they think we’ll be scared of 😭😭

@_01Legion Fake

🚨🔴 BREAKING NEWS ‼️ "Arne Slot has been sacked after his side lost 4-0 to Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium."

@gokujunksv3 @CFC_OBED @CFCPys Enzo hate has always been obvious

@CFC_OBED @CFCPys Cunt was blaming enzo yesterday

🚨 💣 Marc Cucurella BOMBSHELL interview “The moment Maresca left, it had a big impact on us. These are decisions taken by the club. If you asked me, I would not have made this decision. To make a change like that, the best thing is to wait until the end of the season.” “I understand this is part of the club’s policy & that they want to take this direction,signing young players and looking to the future. But, for all of us who are still here and want to win big things, moments like this (PSG) make you feel discouraged” “We have a good core of players. The foundations are there. But to fight for major trophies such as the Premier League or the Champions League, you need MORE. Signing young players only might complicate achieving those goals.” (@TheAthleticFC)

@AlhajiTundey @CFC_OBED @CFCPys Lol ppl wey no normal

@CFC_OBED @CFCPys But same you was blaming Enzo 😔....u all are not stable

@cryptotex13 @ywomendeservles Brooo wtf????

@ywomendeservles Her husbands favorite chair.

@FioreMoe45002 @NativConscience @99Starr_cinema Bro 😹😹😹😹😹😹

@NativConscience @99Starr_cinema One lie about adulthood in America that I’ve never realized is that no adult just happens to have tickets to a game in their pockets that they give away.

Kids would never understand what parenting is like until they have their own kids 🍿🎬

@mrmilesp92 @Vararse_ @Hurzlerszn Did he mean contract?? 😹😹💔

@Vararse_ @Hurzlerszn For a start… conny?! The fuck in the dipshit is that?! Secondly you appear to not know how we operate… 1 year left or not £100m minimum

Van Hecke is kinda like a CB version of Joao Pedro. Extremely good underlyings but on the eye at Brighton it felt like something was missing. Can see him kicking on to a top player at a bigger club. Would be very smart for Chels

@TheGuyManMan @Vararse_ @Hurzlerszn I swear it”s weird tho 😹😹🤦🏽 why jot just say “contract”??

@bube_7 @Vararse_ @Hurzlerszn Mate it sounds like a bodily discharge no he cannot use it

@TheGuyManMan @Vararse_ @Hurzlerszn Does that mean he ain”t allowed to use it?

@Vararse_ @Hurzlerszn No one has ever used the word ‘conny’ before Ryan

@Rmcfmjay Too easy

Guess the player VERY HARD

@ASamuel52014 @HonestarsenalF Wetin this one dey talk?

@HonestarsenalF You be useless man and a finished man..must you follow up everything you see on skirt? The gal fuckup self she suppose don infect you first before she come dey tell you..you useless son of your father..Enah go just see any random gal because she set you go just dey do like fool

I met this girl in a supermarket.…she’s beautiful, curvy, and well-endowed. We exchanged numbers. We started as friends, but I wanted more, and she kept refusing. Then I thought I could get her attention by caring for her more and spending money on her. I started doing that, and luckily, she began giving me green signals through her reactions. Still, it felt like she only wanted something online or preferred to just be besties. Every time I asked her to come visit me, she usually declined or said she was busy with work. This went on for a long time, and I started giving her attitude because it felt like she was playing me. She noticed I had changed and called me. She said she knew why I was ignoring her, but that she would surprise me by coming to my place. She also said she had something to discuss with me. I gave her my address. When she arrived, I entertained her and tried to get close and touchy. She told me to wait, then grabbed her bag and showed me some pills. I was curious and asked what the pills were. Then she said she is HIV positive and that was the reason she had been avoiding seeing me. Instantly, I instantly removed my hand from her waist. She said I had been supportive and she didn’t want to pay me back by infecting me,unless I promise to always use protection. At that moment, my erection went away, and I couldn’t feel anything anymore.

@Vtmnts0 @agberofc_ @ChelseaFC 😹😹😹💔

@agberofc_ @ChelseaFC Una de do like Madrid last year against Arsenal🤣

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@Goatisgone Fairs mate… Good to see you”re still with us!

@bube_7 Not dead yet

Gegan pressing

@MisssMelina @TheHateCentral He”ll get better I think

@bube_7 @TheHateCentral lol 😂

Full Time Whistle in the PL this season: 21 Matches 1 Goal 0 Assists HIM. 💪💪💪

@MisssMelina @TheHateCentral 😣😣😒

@TheHateCentral Cardio 💯

@he_who_is_i_am @UncletoTriplets @i_am_doriis 😹😹😹😹😹

@UncletoTriplets @i_am_doriis But then they would have found the kids in the basement.

Did he do it?

@ChickenBoys69 @TheCinesthetic Pedro Pascal?

What actor/actress instantly ruins a movie for you?