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@bublimi_ninuu あああなるほど!!仕事に戻らないといけないって意味なんだ…!
英語よくわからなくて直訳しかできないから本当に助かる…!!✨✨
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@bublimi_ninuu あ、もしかしてアカウントが知りたいってことかな?自動翻訳ムズ…
ここに書いていいか分からないのでウィリアムのIGの投稿にいいね♡をされてたりするのでそれを見たり、フォローやフォロワーさんを見て〜
分かると思うよ💕
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私が書いた、Izayaはお気に入りのプロテインドリンクOikos(特に🍓味!)からスポンサーになってもらいたい」と投稿したところ、なんとOikosの公式アカウントから返信をいただきました。そこで、このメッセージを @oikos_JP に転送します.ぜひIzayaとのコラボレーションを実現してください#izayaigaki


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@mahiru_no_yoru_ They probably do that because when both are awake, they either work or video call each other. Why waste the small window where they're both awake on SNS? Hence why they update when the other's asleep 🤭 *a theory by me*
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I lived in Japan for a year. Most of my experiences were exhausting in ways I’d rather not get into, but this one still makes me laugh.
I was on the train in Osaka, minding my own business, when I noticed a group of school kids a few seats down. They were whispering, glancing at me, then whispering again. They kept passing a folded piece of paper between them as if they were planning something top secret.
I watched this go on for two stops.
Finally, one of the kids was pushed forward by the others. He walked over to me slowly, like he was approaching a wild animal that might bite. He stopped right in front of me, bowed politely, and held out the folded paper with both hands.
I opened it.
Inside was a handwritten note in careful English: “Hello. We think you are a very cool person. We are practicing our English. We hope this note is correct. Please give us a score.”
At the bottom, they had drawn a literal grading box, out of ten.
I looked up. Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me as if their entire semester depended on my response.
I pulled out a pen, wrote “10/10” in the box, and added a note: “Perfect English. Well done.”
The boy carried it back to the group. They read it together… and absolutely lost their minds. High-fives, jumping, and one kid even pumped his fist in the air.
Their teacher, who had been pretending not to watch from the end of the car, was biting her lip, trying hard not to smile.
I rode the rest of the journey grinning to myself.
That’s the Japan I always remember.
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@belleamevie I know, and I guessed it correctly 😝 i had a feeling he would find that video adorable. Thank you for replying to me 🥰
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Growing up is realising that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man with whom she had sex one time.
Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, and he would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully.
She could have also given the pendant to her granddaughter, who took care of her her whole life.
The real villain of the movie was Rose.

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The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year.
Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies.
One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat.
Apparently the staff say wing-flapping means flirting, grooming each other means it’s official, and if a penguin steals another penguin’s egg… well, it’s exactly what it looks like.

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“Umur ga ada yang tau.”
Baru aja dapet pasien DOA (Death On Arrival)
Sebelumnya masih sempet ketawa, makan di mall bareng sahabatnya. Tiba-tiba ngeluh sakit kepala hebat + mual.
Dianter pulang. Sempat mampir ke WC SPBU karena gak kuat mau muntah… tapi gak balik-balik.
Pas dicek… sudah gak sadar.
Sampai rumah sakit, semuanya sudah terlambat.
Kadang hidup berubah bukan dalam hitungan hari… tapi menit.. bahkan detik ..
Jadi kalau hari ini masih dikasih waktu jangan pelit bilang sayang,
jangan nunda minta maaf,
dan jangan anggap sehat itu pasti.
Karena yang kita kira “nanti”…
belum tentu datang.
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【朗報】火災現場から7人を救い出した大学生、母親に「ただ転んだだけ」と嘘をつくも、翌日のニュースで英雄だとバレてしまう
▼事の経緯
・ベトナムのハノイで大規模な住宅火災が発生
・ジム帰りだった大学生のトゥーさん(20)が、煙に包まれた建物へ即座に突入
・屋根をハンマーでぶち破って脱出路を確保し、子供や高齢者を含む7人全員を自力で救出
▼胸熱すぎる「白い嘘」
・煙を吸って病院へ運ばれる際、心配する母親に電話で「ただ転んで怪我しただけだよ」とだけ伝える
・翌日、ニュースで「7人を救った若き英雄」として大々的に報じられ、事実を知った母親が腰を抜かす
・「親を心配させたくなかった」という謙虚すぎる理由に、世界中で「本物のヒーローだ」「育てた親も素晴らしい」と絶賛の嵐
「命がけの救助」を「ただの転倒」と言い張る20歳の格好良さに、全人類が惚れる事態に。

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they arrive, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who without missing a beat, brings with him another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on: Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”
The guy says, “I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”
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