Woody

*3AM text message* "Hey are you asleep? No, I'm hunting fucking zebras.

@whiskey_chica Are you wearing that to church?

@jacine71 @6Shittalkerffs 🤣🏆

@6Shittalkerffs Gene Simmons long lost daughter

Slightly humid

@6Shittalkerffs @bigmothufacking That yellow looks great on you

MILFs rule

@jacine71 Looks great

Done and sweating

@TheNakedNerd87 Fe fi foe yum haha call me..

💬

@pvppybvn Ouch does that hurt?

I won again haters.

@6Shittalkerffs You dancing at the club?

Lord am I tired Show must go on

The Chicago Bears are officially headed to a new stadium in Indiana. Never underestimate JB Pritzker’s ability to disappoint.

D-Day is underway. Some would argue that what's happening right now is the most daring and ultimately successful operation in the history of military Alliances. Note: the majority of troops are friends of the US from eight countries. Eisenhower has been told that three-quarters of the 23,400 airborne troops will be lost. He's hoping that the prediction will be wrong.

Man do I miss this legend. "Foul ball! Oh and it lands right in that lady’s bush… (long pause)… And by Busch, of course, I’m referring to her ice cold beer. That sounds pretty good right about now" - Mike Shannon

@maevemelons 😮

@youlooklikeamom 😘

@maevemelons 😘

Poolside with Maeve today! You favorite #bbw who is just a #chubby girl who loves summer. I found my new margarita drink to keep me entertained!

Kerry Wood throws up and in on Pujols and the very next pitch Albert takes him deep. Best call of Mike Shannon’s career

@6Shittalkerffs Fact

She doesn’t need vitamin B She needs vitamin D 🍆

Forever in our hearts. Godspeed, racer ❤️

@DanielleLuvsBJs Good night

@TheNakedNerd87 I need this in my life

Little flashing before watching Obsession~