beanhead

googling ‘soup near me’ don’t text

she squished

capturing the *real me* 🦫

anyone else’s cat violently ripping into a plastic bag w croissant and eating the croissant?

when ur bf is a photographer and he says he’s been wanting to get a portrait of u but this was his vision

wow my cat is so thoughtful opening up a hole at the bottom of the chip bag for easy access 🥰🥰

someone stole the bodega cat!! return Lexus rn

the sambas have taken new york

new TMNT mutant mayhem movie has an alarming amount of milking mentioned and involved in the plot

Kiki’s Delivery Service

boyfriend broke my switch so now i get to use that as leverage for most little treats that i wish to have such as “frog key ring” and “cat alarm clock” from dollar city

some say the flavor of zesting a little finger skin along w the lemon is incomparable flavor

boyfriend accidentally left his soap when packing for his weekend camping rave 🤢🤮

rich ppl really have the worst behaved dogs it’s so funny to me

the cats are psyched on pigeons 👍🏻

boyfriend showing me the town and all his fave spots (taco bell)

trauma bonded my cats by flying them to nyc with me oops now they like each other

@JustineTullos lmaoo i’m sorry but american is on one

In full support of our pilot who absolutely took us through turbulence purely to shave 20mins off our arrival time, then unceremoniously dumped us back on the ground in the most vicious landing I’ve had. Man was on a mission. 🫡

u know im gonna be drinking driving and littering today

therapist trying to train my brain for worst case scenario by asking what i would do if my boyfriend was a homicidal maniac and i needed to escape to a women’s shelter… year 7 in therapy

gaylor to die hard swiftie pipeline