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@ReverendMakeluv This is supposed to be the season of good will. This is ALL they have. If we don’t share their own joy then they have nothing. No history. No league position. No 21 point advantage. No debtless club. No amazing manager. Nothing. They will be nothing. Great idea!

Their official account 😂 Their entire existence is based around us. They are starting to move into Colchester levels of insignificance now aren’t they. They were always sadly relevant when above us. Now they are becoming less relevant the more their success is based on us.

@MarvellousMrX Let’s talk about the present then. The one where we are 2nd, are 21 points above you, 10 clear of Leeds and your parachute money is running out. We’ve got bigger attendances than you, something you loved to bang on about. But you’ve stayed unbeaten against Ipswich. Clowns.

@Ian_M1 Norfolk folk seem genuinely too thick to grasp the concept of satire or piss taking or poking fun. I suppose you thought Life On Mars was a documentary that they only discovered in the BBC vaults years later?

Seen some very strange takes this weekend, on both sides of the divide, but this is the weirdest by a country mile 🤣 #ncfc

@NyleGardiner I’d imagine just after McKenna, Ashton, O’Leary and Gamechanger agree on budgets they ring up journalists and let them know 🙄 Having a guess at what we need and what we might be able to spend is journalism these days.

Come on Andy Holt. Do your thing! #itfc

See also: Since Manchester City last beat Ipswich Town. I reckon it must proper get to them. How hollow that treble must feel.

@JodyRic14958478 @IpswichTown I’ve decided that I always bite my tongue so have been engaging all day as it’s essentially live comedy. Been quite entertaining but will go back to forgetting they exist tomorrow.

How do people stop themselves from responding to some of the outrageous tweets going around by Norwich supporters ? Any more biting my tongue, and it will fall off 🤣 #itfc #coyb @IpswichTown

@LLABTOOF90 @sadnessbehold Isn’t our lowest crowd of the season more than your highest? Percentage of a stadium sold now is a thing is it. Bournemouth have better support than Inter Milan on your logic lol.

It’s the year 2083. After 60 years in the Premier League, with 6 league titles and a Champions League, Ipswich make 11 changes and draw 1-1 at League Two Norwich in the FA Cup 3rd Round. '74 years' and 'Pride of Anglia' sing the joyous 6,416 fans at Carrow Road. #itfc

@Cannydc1 Imagine you’re a lot older and have seen us beat Real Madrid, Barcelona, Milan, Inter, Feyenoord, Lazio, Roma and St Etienne and see Norwich win nothing of significance.

@buffalo_tractor Imagine you're 20, married with 2 kids, and you went to your first game at Portman Road age 6. Since then you've been to every game, home and away. And you've never seen your team beat Norwich.

@magsloveslife2 The last time Norwich won a major trophy anyone cares about was … Hang on … Wait … We measure success with trophies. You measure it by not losing to the team that wins trophies.

The last time Ipswich beat Norwich the iPad hadn’t even been unleashed on the world. William and Kate weren’t even married. They’ve now got 3 children. Osama bin Laden was still causing havoc and Nelson Mandela was still alive. Let that sink in 😉😂😂😂 #ncfc #otbc

@neilfooter @bmrjames This wasn’t even our biggest game in the next two. Or the next three. Which is what makes this all the funnier.

They’re still on about us the morning after 😂😂🎣🎣

@MrCheapSeats It’s not a great sign when your fantasy is is failing because even your imagination can’t picture you succeeding.

@fullerflavour Yep. League position gone. History never had. Attendances gone. What left. Recent league record lol.

Ruthless 😁😁😁 We have been playing each other for over 120 years. We've beaten you as many times as you've beaten us, but let's only count the last 14 years because that suits your narrative. But that's all you've got on us, I suppose. 👍

@RyanPearce5 Can’t win can we. Speak about our history and you don’t like it. Speak about how we are currently better and you don’t like that. Now you’re not happy with the future either lol.

@buffalo_tractor I dunno mate, seems like you’re pretty bothered since you’ve gone to 2083 😂😭

I’ve never had such bad headloss over a draw that I’ve invented a scenario 60 years into the future to make myself feel better. Maybe all the fumes from the flares has got to them a bit? Worst bit is, their team is plenty good enough to do the talking for them on the pitch.

@RyanPearce5 Never mind. I don’t think you’ll ever quite grasp what you need to achieve for us to give a shit. Not beating you for a bit in a period where you were much better than us isn’t really something we get too bothered about. If you were the bigger club with better history ….

@buffalo_tractor I don’t know what either of those things have to do with you making a 60 year story up 😂

@Saves1990 But technically we are the dogs bollocks. Otherwise who is if not the team that’s the better than any other championship team ever before this season.

They’ve had half a good season at this level in about 20 years and they think they’re the dogs bollocks. 😂

@Saves1990 Nope. This is entirely about laughing at you lot.

@AdamBrandon84 Nah. It’s the meme with the league table where we can’t see you unless we scroll down a bit.

"I’m absolutely laughing my head off" It really is this meme. 😭