Dave Oldham

@Animalww26 What hurts you more?

All horses alive! (For now) Couple clearly injured but hopefully they will be ok. #grandnational

@J13NeverForget @truebritgbr Always the god squad getting their knickers in a twist

@truebritgbr Sweet & sentimental. Humor adjacent but I suppose actual humor isn’t the goal. Seems hopelessness is what he’s aiming for. He loved scaring and defiling his beloved wife, and espousing his lack of faith at ever turn. Sad in a bad way. No redemption. Just despair.

Four minutes of a masterpiece. This show could add something to your life. “Hope is everything.” #AfterLife

@icyestretro 👀

@xchloebrownxx Straight to comments to see why the world is fucked

Gym barbie 🎀🩷

@KamalaHarris u ok hun?

@AdamLuxon @RishiSunak “But the tories” 😭😭😭

@RishiSunak You Sunak are in no place to lecture when you raised taxes to the highest in 70 years 😂

This Budget reveals the simple truth that the Prime Minister and Chancellor have not been straight with the British people 👇

@ImlachHair I think this is what we call setting your stall out

TDF2024 Expert Analysis Stage One What a stage! What a finish! What a beauty! The Tour always delivers fairytales. And this was one of the greatest A magnificent polo, never before seen by mortal men. The colour detailing surely the work of Gods The hair. The jeans. Divine

@djlonsdale @THINGEO Yeah no history of hooliganism within the Dutch game whatsoever… 🙄

@THINGEO Meanwhile you have the English singing about the war and no doubt be lobbing patio furniture soon.

That’s boss that

@AHardyBreed 4 lap senior 👌🏻🙄

@AHardyBreed I say 4 long days of waiting around for the weather to play ball, and then a mad scramble to find marshals for Sunday…

What we thinking? Todays schedule running tomorrow and tomorrows on Thurs or 3 races tomorrow and 1 on Thurs or 4 x 2 lap races tomorrow and rest day Thurs? #IoMTT

@9smudge @LeeDixon2 it’s a good ball by Dixon, finding Smith… 35 years…

@Leskanic30 @jm130tt They temporarily make their empty, unfulfilling little lives a tiny bit more fun. But only for a moment and then they’re back to cold hard reality.

@jm130tt What do these 🛎 ends think they accomplish with comments like that?

Neither will you!

@roryfitz15 @Adam1999a Was there ever a race with stronger form than that triumph. Think I counted 28 G1s in behind

@Adam1999a You make it sound so delightful

If you had to have one bet to save your life, Even money or bigger, pick your sport. Conditions are you have a year to decide the bet, but you have to decide now the sport of choice. Any bet/market, as long as it’s Evens or above when you name the selection.

@Elroy10101 @ShaunaRae95 Worked out really well for them…

@ShaunaRae95 Its a football game. They're trying to wind him up. If he gets wound up he might not play well.

@icyestretro And the Sir Gerhard lemmings never learnt from The Samcro Affair (2018) - G Elliott productions

@Life0fGrimes @horsevault The horse was an absolute monkey, the ultimate bridle merchant. Carberry’s book sheds a fair bit of light on the race, worth a read if you haven’t already.

@buffetbowler @horsevault Biggest bet in Cheltenham history (by then) on the winner. But you're probably right.

@Life0fGrimes @horsevault Mostly by people who don’t understand Harchibald

@horsevault And people wonder why the ride on the second, is still questioned.

@PeterMckeever2 @leonardtucker @racingblogger Flip the telescope around and maybe racing is not in the greatest of places BECAUSE the whole world only focuses on 4 days.

@leonardtucker @racingblogger I disagree, I know the talk so early about Cheltenham can get a little repetitive but in a sport that’s not in the greatest of places, we’re lucky we’ve a Festival that goes global and I believe the prize Money should reflect that

‼️ The Handicap Chase at Kempton on Saturday carries MORE prize money than the Ultima Chase at the Cheltenham Festival. 🏇 The Ultima Chase £70,337 🏇 Kempton Chase £85,425 👀 You'd think Cheltenham would have the BIGGEST Prize Money of the season, wouldn't you...?

@cm9798 Top, top content. And it’s MATILDAAAAA!

Jonathan Pearce is about 5 minutes away from comparing Danny Ings to Sir Killalot

@froomie53 @foolnoticer @AvonandsomerRob @Joey7Barton I’ve definitely noticed a correlation between those who openly support worthy causes and stand against fascism/oppression/intolerance/aggression and and those who themselves exhibit those sort of traits against anyone whose opinion they don’t like.

@buffetbowler @foolnoticer @AvonandsomerRob @Joey7Barton Which is what Dave? No need to be cryptic. Do tell …

It’s Sunday today. I was going to have a day of rest. 🙃 Some people seem to forget, I’ve been in this industry (football) over 20 years. The players all talk. They’re like women in that regard. They tell each other everything. They brag about their conquests. 🍆 I know all those virtue signalling, ‘We’ve worked really hard for years to get to this position’ females are upset. Your knickers are in a twist. Unfortunately, I know where all your skeletons are buried. That’s your fault. You compromised yourself messing with the talent. I don’t want to have to exhume some bodies. I also, don’t blame you using your sexuality to get an advantage. It’s a big tool and everyone should use all there tools wisely in the game of life. We all know whose marriages you have violated. What info you got from the pillow talk to get ahead and who is in a desperate situation behind the scenes because of the #Metoo movement and the fear it’s put to certain organisations. Rightfully so, as well. Dirty pervs. We all know some of you have multiple players on the same team on your body counts. I don’t judge you solely on that. But come on now, don’t expect me to take you seriously. Please. Don’t take me for a fool. Lawyer up. Sue me. Get me cancelled. Pressure my employer’s, my sponsors. 🤣🤣🤣 Do what and as you please. I’ve got plenty to fight you back with. I’ve deeper pockets than most. Just remember, people who throw stones, shouldn’t live in glass houses. I hope you’re whiter than white if you come for me. That includes some of the black community currently libelling themselves on my timeline. Don’t worry, I see you. I have the screenshots. Carry on your nonsense, I’ll delightfully part you from your money. 💰 I don’t want a war. I never have. That also doesn’t mean, I will walk away if you start one. I never taken a backward step in my life. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday. May your God’s shine favourably on you. 👑 #Namaste 🙏🏻