Almond Milk

me after seeing my old conversations where I expressed myself too much

if ur obese would ur dick be fat too or no

miss her

36 years on T

Just got rejected for a job where you literally have to do nothing

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

Little baby, little baby boy baby

My card declined at the massage therapist and they started bending my arms and neck in weird directions

That one friend who has nothing

I swear nothing makes sense and everyone just acts like it does

i get so gay off that banana bread