mars 🌟

can you rangoon any other meats

me realizing that everyone doesn't have to die just cause i'm irritated

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Was at the j*b interview and I said “YAYYYY” when the lady said I was hired

Documentary: the statues were arranged in rows of 7 Me: It certainly leads one to wonder why Documentary: but the reason behind it is immediately clear to anyone who's studied Sumerian history Me: oh ok Documentary: and even most people and kids at home could guess Me: ohhh

They’re blowing my head smooth off tomorrow

How college advisors make u feel when ur at college and need advising

screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time

can i get financial aid for being chopped

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

@unaskme thank you versie i love you more!!!

@bugcollector_ happy birthday marsypoo i love you

it’s my birthdayyyy 🧟‍♀️

it’s back on

i have .08 cents in my checking and $38 in my savings where we going this summer

no i actually noticed that social cue i just don’t know what to do with it

does anyone know how to be an alcoholic without it impacting your body at all

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual