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"when moses split the red sea, who did it, him or god?" riley "god... ok i see ur point" grayson

"you're telling me you don't feel that pressure difference?" riley saying he felt grant missing him "well i'm in nashville rn, but i CAN feel it in my balls a little bit" gant

"i was smoking that good good out riley's magic wand" gant

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

"call me lebron the way i'm uhm. awesome" gant

"i don't need fiber. i need a coffee and a cigarette. and the church said 'amen'" gant

"it's like the sleep version of hitting the g spot" grant

i missed maria so bad holy shit

gant doing blurryface impressions rn he's rlly good

"u don't wanna see the beast" gant

white people don’t play about twenty one pilots

yahou !

the week where everyone called out at the deli. including one bug on monday ! reaping what i sowt

5 MORE DAYS TILL SARAH KINSLEY KILLS ME IN NASH

"wanna drink your SPIT and watch you EAT" grant

i'm doing the spend all my money in one day challenge

i love when ppl tell me i look like alysa liu bc then i get to say we have the same name and they say "omg what no way"

HELP IT TICKLES