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can we normalize ignoring people until you’re in good mood

who leaves the fucking window open when it’s hotter outside than it is inside ???? “if windows didn’t work there wouldn’t be walls” what the FUCK are you talking about ?!?!???

i love @uracvnt66 and i love drugs

@uracvnt66 oh you’re gonna cream in your pants it’s fucking amazing

getting taco bell,drugs and alcohol with bestie @bugsinmyeye tonight 🩷 i’ve never tried taco bell im so excited lol

libra, you remind people of a feral guinea pig.

@uracvnt66 respect. husb does it enough

@bugsinmyeye didn’t want to bug you😭

should i drink alone or just wait till tomorrow 😩

guys everyone manifest that i get the job !!!!! i applied to work at a pot shop that’s like a 45 min walk from the apt, so steps and money !!!!!

yeah until you gain 20 lbs and ur husband hates ur shirts all of a sudden (he just don’t wanna admit that he thinks it’s okay he looks at other women but nobody but him can look at me🥰)

@uracvnt66 this is literally me (when i’m not clown)

not us literally getting eachother as squishmalloow yall could never be besties like we could

i’m the clown and @uracvnt66 is the milkshake clown obvi :3

only downfall to fasting is i can only have 1 shot and two beer and im dead

i feel like i’m losing myself

@tearszombiee literally the only day our fridge is empty and it’s the day i need to day drink the most 😭

bored so i decided to daydrink. first beer lets go

@natsuki_loses my mom core, love her tho i don’t think she’s doing it intentionally, it’s gone on for gens </3

If you as a parent choose to talk about disordered thoughts or things that could be severely triggering (that you have been asked not to speak about) around your child, then you ARE a shitty parent BTW!!!!

@citrus_unicorn_ @dollyyalice yes… imo they taste like sweat marinaded cardboard so they belong in the trash

@dollyyalice i don't really like yolk but I'll never take them out like this like...where do they go do you just throw them out after?

call me wannarexic but i will never take the yolks out of the eggs like this

i love cleaning up after grown men all day every day !!! i’m totally not gonna slit my fucking wrists tn !!!

I will never be as fashionable as when I wore these