Baby Swayze

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Do you know how dumb you sound to me when you say “I asked ChatGPT”?

Short men... Stop putting Oreos in your shoes to gain an extra half inch of height...there are fucking crumbs everywhere!

@fuckfest_yo hi

@buhsbaby left this site a long time ago. Still sad about it now

smash that heart button if you like evaporation too

@Hermit_Thrush Thank you, bird ❤️💕

@buhsbaby i have... its the girl reading this. oh wait you said boy. god damn it

Have you seen a more beautiful boy? ... No.

@Strange_Drugs I'm a big deal

@buhsbaby I remember you

Are you there God? It's me, Baby.

@singwithTaffy Hi

@buhsbaby hello, bb

@TheBrianest ❤️❤️❤️

@FlashyTaser Oh hi Sou!! Where you been??

@debon7 hi

magician: who wants to volunteer to get sawed in half [raises my hand] magician: and then... put back together [lowers my hand]

@YourAnMoron @debon7 😾

@RachelJuly16 @_little_old_me I know... blowjobs are disgusting

[at a street brawl] onlooker 1: fuck him up! onlooker 2: knock his teeth in! onlooker 3: kill him! me: give him the ol’ razzle dazzle! [the fight stops, everyone turns and looks at me. a bus screeches to a halt. two blocks away a bird flies into a window] me: razzle dazzle him.

[does something off putting and unlikable] this is satire lol [does something generally perceived as good] this is the real me