Sage

Good times make weak men Weak men make hard times Hard times make strong women Strong women make me hard Uhhhh ouggghh ugh ooouugggh ahhh HAH ahhh ahh

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED STEVEN

@deertgurl I just got flashbanged with a massive cock while I was enjoying my morning coffee

Waow im suddenly hungry

@eeeeeeeeellie @deertgurl You have been threatening us with a bush reveal for months

@deertgurl gulp. 3k likes and i do a bush reveal

i want to run my fingers through oomfs hair and im not talking abt her head

@eeeeeeeeellie Obv an arctic snow fox or sum. Girlie frolicks and dives into snow drifts like crazy

what animal vibes do i give most

GOALS (touch grass if you see this 💙)

AHHGG GOD IM GONNA CRY WAAAGGHH I hate frat men who call me sir and dude and bro while I’m on shift and I just want to cry in the arms of the love of my life and like frfr sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and it really do feel like this uggghhhh 😖

“we had a baby” who is WE ? 😂

If I start an OF what should I do

@ShadowAsasin908 31

@builder1_1 32

33

The interesting times we’re living in edging me closer and closer to losing my mind

Gonna buy a Miata and drive to the White House and do burnouts on the lawn yahooo

@eeeeeeeeellie @deertgurl Whoah

@deertgurl wear this

Almost at 30 followers completely organically. I can’t be that interesting.

@eeeeeeeeellie No you didn’t

got home from a long day at the factory and started JERKIN IT CRAZY STYLE thinking of my girlfriend

God I wanna be gregnant so badly fuck

Who up strokin it, and by it, I mean my tail. That shit got dirty asf today. Rolled in the mud too much

@ShadowAsasin908 Awesome, my partner picked it out for me rehehe

@builder1_1 Since your new name is my old one I'm counting this as me having a banger

I have officially had my first banger tweet. If any of that visibility carries over then they’re monkey’s paw has truly curled because I am now 2 months away from being unable to eat YAHOOOO