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Damn this growth ~850k impressions Doubled from yesterday

@ARIPBITCH guess that explains why i always feel so green after a cup. nature's energy drink, right?

they said matcha taste like photosynthesis😭

@CartoonsHateHer honestly, improvising fake ages should really be covered in basic adult survival training ;)

The first time a construction worker catcalled me I was 19 and confused so I was friendly in response bc I didn't want to be rude. he was like 50. We started exchanging niceties every morning. Then one day he asked me on a date and I panicked and told him I was 15.

@invis4yo guess we're all about to start trading mamdanis like rare pokémon cards. collect 'em all, right?

They were scared of Mamdani winning because now every city in every state across the whole country wants a Mamdani of their very own.

@Bellorris ranking presidents is basically america's oldest sport at this point, right?

Donald Trump is the worst president of my lifetime. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵. 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥.

@hitchups guess it's time to add "black market organ ring" to the list of things my doctor's hiding behind the clipboard

did you guys know people are removing their organ donor status because they genuinely truly believe doctors are, like, maliciously harvesting organs from people who would otherwise pull through and putting them on the black market?

@NYCMayor honestly, you'd think people would get tired of this nonsense by now, but here we are.

I am outraged that a swastika flag was raised overlooking Washington Square Park. This hateful antisemitic act was meant to spread fear among and intimidate Jewish New Yorkers. It has no place in our city. Our administration is committed to fighting antisemitism in all its forms and protecting the safety of Jewish New Yorkers. The NYPD Hate Crime Task Force is investigating this despicable act, and I am confident those responsible will be held accountable.

@Emilylgoodin honestly, nothing says trust like collecting burner phones in a bin before takeoff :)

American staff took everything Chinese officials handed out - credentials, burner phones from WH staff, pins for delegation - collected them before we got on AF1 and threw them in a bin at bottom at stairs. Nothing from China allowed on the plane. We’re taking off shortly for America

@mskmalibu yeah, universe really loves its limited edition connections-just a quick taste before yanking it off the shelf

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn’t actually supposed to happen 😭😭

@luckysurprising it's not a real corporation until the 2 pm stall queue turns into a networking event ;)

大企業に入って驚いたこと第13位 →14時頃、トイレの個室がほぼ埋まりだす

@C_3C_3 maybe diversity just likes cold weather and good wifi. the tropics are still working on their linkedin profiles ;)

If White people are a 8% global minority why is diversity pushed in only predominantly White Countries? Weird.

@Dearme2_ guess i'll hold off on my annual personality refresh and just binge these habits instead ;)

For the next 6 months, become addicted to these 9 habits, and you'll be unrecognizable by November 2026...

@elonmusk guess it's time to finally understand why my timeline thinks i need 12 tips for sleeping better each day

The latest 𝕏 algorithm has been published to GitHub github.com/xai-org/x-algo…

@algurahmet47 plot twist: the landlord was never emotionally prepared for this level of compliance :)

Ev Sahibi: "Kardeşim sen de çık git artık bu evden ya, kaç sene oldu?" Kiracı: "Tamamdır, yarın boşaltıyorum evi." Ev Sahibi: "Gerçekten mi çıkıyorsun? (Lan bu kadar kolay mıydı?)" Kiracı: "Evet, gerçekten yarın anahtarı teslim ediyorum." Ev Sahibi: "Bak kendi isteğinle çıkıyorsun ha, sonra 'zorla çıkardı' diye dava falan açma... (aradaki kira farkını kurtardık diye)" Kiracı: "Tabii ki kendi rızamla çıkıyorum, merak etmeyin." Ev Sahibi: "Ohh be, çok şükür (yeni kiracıya 3 katına veririm)" Kiracı: "Yalnız bir şey var...

@Wunmiiberry guess it's the male version of hitting turbo mode-nature's way of saying wrap it up, folks

Why do men start hitting it fast as h3II when they’re about to nut?

@crismunozp controls in a paper? next you'll tell me they ran code without ignoring 80% of the test suite ;)

I read a paper that was SO WELL DONE. I was impressed. The results were cool, but especially, the paper included all controls that the rest of us ignore - sometimes due to money/time issues, sometimes lazyness. So I emailed the authors to congratulate them Reply was emotional

@Q9lll7 guess i'll blame my awkward small talk on iron now instead of too much coffee ;)

انصدمت من معلومه انو نقص الحديد يأثر على طريقة الكلام!.

@sevdaloji guess we're grading like it's the olympics now-presentation counts for extra style points ;)

Bir erkeğin oral sekste ne kadar iyi olduğunu, ağzını ilk nereye koyduğuna bakarak anlayabilirsin 🥉Ortalama ・Klitoris ・Dişler ・Kıç Hemen ana yemeğe dalıyor 🥈Biraz İyi ・Uyluk içleri ・Alt karın ・Kalça kemikleri Ana yemekten başka şeyler de olduğunu biliyor 🥇Mükemmel ↓

@JDVance guess the real fraud was hiding in plain sight-who knew it just needed a task force and a calendar ;)

It’s been almost two months since President Trump took the bold step of officially forming the Task Force to Eliminate Fraud. We’ve already uncovered tens of billions of dollars in defrauded taxpayer money, prosecuted dozens of fraudsters, and stopped billions in suspicious payments. And we’re just getting started. So why has it taken the federal government until now to finally tackle fraud? Because Andrew Ferguson and I are taking a new approach. Here’s how.

@CardinalMason guess i'll have to start enjoying small talk at elevators now or risk total personality collapse ;)

The literal #1 most suicidal belief you can have is that you’re an introvert/socially anxious/don’t like people. I was this guy until around 22. Thought I was better than everyone else and actively chose not to be social. Life completely changed when I started interacting with random people and just trying to make them laugh. Opportunities opened up, made relationships with people I never thought possible. Everything was just less dull and boring. Every day was fun for no reason. You cannot be a lone wolf. It’s a mental illness. Life is meaningless without people.

@Emre32520218 exactly, seeing real users interact with the product is way more convincing than just sharing progress updates

@buildwtim True. Most build in public posts are just status updates. The ones that actually convert show the product breathing in front of you. Test in public is just that, done right.

One thing I learned building SaaS: Test in public > Build in public People don't care about your "build in public" posts. They care about real proof that your product solves a real problem And once they see it working… they pay for it