Bullypulpiteer

The moment I was born The very moment I came out into the Earth God shed a tear That fell all the way through the heavens And all the way through the sky's And washed over me God anointed me a goblet And I walk the earth Amongst all the multitudes of millions Of those who Are merely human beings

@Katerade Squash is intense

What's the difference between squash and racquetball no I will not google it that's why I keep the mansplainers on the payroll

@jurassicjells Boxes with letters.

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@weiss_hadas Join the Army

i need some gen z friends i’m tired of going out, talking

@horse_mustard Elizabeth

You are under no duress, answer when ready: name a woman

I'd be more impressed by a sweep the leg button.

@papiwontmiss @Sarah60573511 Hobbies, cool.

My brother stopped drinking and getting stoned at the age of 54. Started working out at 55. At 56 was an apprentice at a Union job, at 57 he got the job. At 61 he learned to read music and play an instrument. You’re never too old to change your life.

@lippyent Dick sharpener

What the Heck is it? Hmm 😒 🤔?

@toys_retro Wow, like $1.8 million

@2thewilberforce Happy Birthday dude

I’m 60 years old today. Can’t fuckin believe it.

@h0tirl Which ?

why do u as a man have a private story

@ms_amerie_jayne It's a kennedy thing.

Why do all the foods that taste good try to kill us

I miss who I was before I found out that everything is a bullshit scam and nobody tells the truth

i am sitting on the front porch just farting up a storm

@h0tirl It's a feeling around, touching thing

@bullypulpiteer how do they see it

how do deaf couples talk to each other in bed when the light is off

@happier_isles Will there be Lightening ?

@JVMonte2 Time

Pink Floyd’s “Time” isn’t available- what’s another great song that mentions “Time” in the title or lyrics?

@DYSONlife4real Yes

Tomatoes need salt Right????

@branchastain He's getting the lawyer right

How damn dumb can someone be?! Probably said “my gps said” FFS

@griffraff97 Ford school

I’m going to learn how to rebuild automatic transmissions or die trying