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Josiah queen 😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 @spotifywrapped @josiahmusic0

@wakaziben @Loluislolu IBS and surgery.... no now

@Loluislolu Chai. This is irritable bowel syndrome. He urgently needs surgery. He'll need a colostomy bag to pass his waste. May your family get the help they need.

Just in case.

A quick way to bring a hard baguette back to a soft texture.

I grew up never seeing us in art so I made my own🤷🏾‍♀️

Robert is thirty-six years old. In 1247, this is not young. Robert knows this. His knees know this. His back has known this since approximately 1239. Robert lives in a village in Worcestershire with his wife Agnes, three surviving children, and two chickens he is not allowed to eat because the chickens produce eggs and the eggs matter more than the chickens. Today is a Tuesday in March. Robert will describe it as a Tuesday in March. The concept of a 'week' as a unit of leisure is not yet something Robert has access to. 5:00am - Up. Pottage on the fire. The pottage is oats, leeks, and some dried parsnip from the autumn store. There is a small piece of salted pork in it, approximately the size of Robert's thumb. It is mostly flavouring. Robert eats around it for as long as possible, then eats it, then thinks about it for the rest of the morning. 6:00am - Field. Robert works the lord's strip first, then his own. The ground is still cold. His boots have a hole. He has had the hole since October. He has packed it with rags. The rags are wet. They will remain wet until June. Robert is technically eating a plant-based diet. He is not doing this by choice. He is doing this because meat belongs to the lord, the deer belong to the king's forest, and the last man in this village who was caught with an unlicensed rabbit spent a period in the stocks that his family still doesn't fully discuss. 10:00am - Brief rest. Rye bread, hard. A small onion. Robert thinks about the pig that was slaughtered in November. He thinks about this often. The memory of fat is a specific and enduring thing when you don't have much of it. 1:00pm - Back to the field. Robert's average daily calorie intake is somewhere between 1,500 and 2,000 calories, the majority from grain. He is doing agricultural labour that modern exercise scientists would classify as extremely high intensity. He is, measurably, running on insufficient fuel. He is aware of this in the way that you are aware of things that cannot be changed: completely, and without drama. 4:00pm - Home. Agnes has made more pottage. It is similar to this morning's pottage. Robert eats it. Robert's teeth hurt. They have hurt for two years. There is no dentist. There is a barber-surgeon in the market town seven miles away. Robert cannot afford the barber-surgeon and cannot take the day from the fields. His teeth continue to hurt. 7:00pm - Sleep. Robert will be awake again at five. He is thirty-six. He will probably not see forty. The leading cause of death for men in his position is a combination of infection, injury, and the slow arithmetic of malnutrition across a lifetime. Somewhere, eight hundred years from now, someone will describe Robert's diet as "ancestral," "plant-forward," and "aligned with the earth." Robert would have a great deal to say about this. Robert does not have the energy.

Imagine meeting your co-star and thinking you gotta use sign language 😭💀

@channelstv Guy, you're the c in c. Dont tell her how God will comfort her, leave that to her religious leaders. Tell her how you'll use the military might to obliterate the animals that did that to her son!

I know the pain; I saw how, in the video, you held on to your son and the pain and agony in your heart, but it's only God who can give you joy and comfort. No amount of money can pay all of you back. 'As a government, we will do our best to comfort you,' Tinubu says to the woman who grasped her dead son in a viral video after the Plateau attack. #CTVTweets

THIS is what women want.

@wickedsous Yup, your body produces a hormone called relaxin... the more children you have, the more your foot size increases...I went from. Uk6 to 7. 3 children

This babe said her shoe size went from size 37 to 45 when she became pregnant And they’re saying it won’t shrink back?!😭😭😭 Jesus

An all-time stand-up classic: Rowan Atkinson playing the Devil.

A talented pianist who's also incredibly funny 🤣

You just gone stand there recording and shi 😡😒

One of the best comedians ever. He can make anyone smile across language and culture.

“The money they gave you to vote for them in the last election, I hope it’s still there?” — Bishop Oyedepo When Pastors speak, you fail to listen and when the consequences arise, you blame the Pastors

i hope she knows how cool she is

A new study reveals that young men who support the so-called tradwife movement are driven more by hostile sexism and resentment toward women than by a chivalrous desire to protect and provide for them. dlvr.it/TRpqJZ

There’s no ceremony more iconic than Mr. Bean’s opening at the London 2012 Olympics

Full look!

@Sugar_Pops_ 2k a day for mopping and sweeping a house with a toddler and an infant, 5 hundred per hour for toddler and infant child care??? This is an extremely good deal🤓🤓🤓

Thank you very much for this question. I’ll also like to show appreciation to our house agent Nikita, and our able landlord Elon Musk for providing me this platform. Now let’s dive into the answer, using my lovely self as an example. This is the domestic bill for 1 month: 1) Cooking thrice daily valued at 6k per day (I prepare breakfast, lunch and dinner) - ₦180,000 2) Sweeping and mopping every day valued at 2k per day (I do this daily because we have a toddler and an infant) - ₦60,000 3) Laundry and ironing valued at 2k per wash three times a week (there’s a washing machine) - ₦24,000 4) Childcare for our toddler valued at 5h per hour (he spends 6 hours in school) - ₦300,000 5) Childcare for our infant valued at 5h per hour (no daycare)- ₦360,000 6) Miscellaneous (market runs, school runs, hospital runs)- ₦30,000 Grand total - ₦954,000 Thank you very much 🙏🏾. I will now be taking questions.