uncomfortable guy of 🔪twt

@mlmkasakun Thank!

How to prevent using pronouns! A 🧵 for those who don’t use them!

@elmo I wish I had a picture of a butterfly for you elmo 💔😔

Everybody!!! Elmo just saw a butterfly!!! 🦋

@hispersonalcat @cobalt6000000 You know this picture is edited right?

@cobalt6000000 Ew omg he genuinely looks like backrooms found footage

Still think he’s unproblematic? :/

Can I blame ovulation anymore or am I really just a pervert

cats dont judge 🐱

mfs on twt

mfs who cut themselves when they accidentally get a cut

@NATOITIA @vibeswithme34 fym both 😭 there's 8

@vibeswithme34 both look cozy

Which one is More comfortable ?

@MbarkCherguia The first time it happened I'd probably explain that that's not what we do. And that she can be great full If it starts happening again and she starts being ungrateful I'd be more firm. And it may escalate to her being grounded. But the video that was given as example is a skit.

Parents — be 100% honest… What would YOU do if your child acted like this?👇

@MoonlightMonaaa I have no oomfs 💔

Yes, oomf IS short for “one of my faggots”. Don’t believe what anyone else says

@AdamRackis These comments are stupid 💔 how is someone failing as a parent if their kids are comfortable making jokes with them?

Raising a teenager is exhausting in ways you can’t fathom

@KZero2013 @Syraavibes Technically, yes. But because my tv is so small, the graphics show up really low quality (they're still good, but nowhere near as good as if it was on a bigger tv)

@bumlicker539 @Syraavibes Wouldnt that mean you’re TV is dogshit and the graphics good?

Which GAME is this ??

@Itzmi_yunaaa Can confirm that I'm that one u comfortable guy meme

Your profile picture is actually you btw

trying to find new places to cut myself without hitting an artery and fucking dying

fork found in.. garage??

THICK THIGHS PUSSY STRAWBERRY